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Celestial Guardians Do Not Care For Pope Ratzi

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

They are trying to poison him!It’s no secret that certain earthly beings harbor no love for the current Pope, a self-made Prada-clad dandy with a troubled past of torturing Luke Skywalker with his laser-beam hands. But apparently not even the Pope’s own guardian angel likes him very much, because it let him break his wrist a few weeks ago. MORE »