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Posts Tagged ‘godless liberals’

BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama, Cultist

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Don your purple sweatsuitsMaybe this Luo tribesman isn’t a pagan Muslim fundamentalist after all. Could he be…a cult leader, beholden to no religion but his own? Too soon to tell. We’ll have definitive proof after the first sarin gas attack on Clinton supporters. [Political Punch]


REPUBLICANS

Hollywood Fred Thompson Hates Baby Jesus!

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

The devil's right hand - WonketteIn another blistering attack on conservative “values” voters, Hollywood Fred Thompson told South Carolina Republicans on Sunday that he isn’t a member of a church and only attends services when he visits his elderly mom in Tennessee. Even worse, Thompson says he won’t talk about religion while campaigning because it creeps him out — remember that George Bush Junior only won the reluctant support of Republican primary voters by jabbering about Jesus all the time. MORE »