Giant Anus Discovered
Monday, October 8th, 2007
Great news, everybody: The long-lost Giant Earth Anus has been rediscovered! The Knights Templar had carefully guarded the butthole’s location in the Holy Land, but it was later located by either Indiana Jones or William S. Burroughs. And now the Israeli Army Men have found it again! Mystics and Nostradamus and Bob Novak have long predicted that the rediscovery of the Giant Anus would lead to a new era of rampant, constant ass-fucking from the House to the Senate to airport and train station men’s rooms all around the world.
Gazans dig for profit [IDF/Reuters]
Great news, everybody: The long-lost Giant Earth Anus has been rediscovered! The Knights Templar had carefully guarded the butthole’s location in the Holy Land, but it was later located by either Indiana Jones or William S. Burroughs. And now the Israeli Army Men have found it again! Mystics and Nostradamus and Bob Novak have long predicted that the rediscovery of the Giant Anus would lead to a new era of rampant, constant ass-fucking from the House to the Senate to airport and train station men’s rooms all around the world.
Gazans dig for profit [IDF/Reuters]
What makes the Internet so great, beyond showing a glimpse of a confusing world to millions of mouth-breathers? The answer, of course, is the iconic photograph of “a man distending his anal lining with his two hands while providing a very clear image of his erect penis,” otherwise known as GOATSE. The terrible picture has been popping up in online forums and a string of terrible websites for seven years, and last night it briefly appeared DURING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES OMFG WTF? 