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Posts Tagged ‘go fuck yourself’

Rahm Emanuel, Amnesiac Douchebag Extraordinaire

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Oh, no he di-int“As an amateur student of constitutional history and as a member of Congress, I have come to the conclusion that the Senate was a historic mistake,” said ADE Rahm Emanuel yesterday. Rahm, you see, is the 4th-ranking Democrat in the House and he’s a sad little fucking asshole panda because the Senate can’t just do everything he wants. So, obviously, they’re just a waste of space.

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Foul-Mouthed Bush & Cheney Liberate America’s Wealthy Fucktards

Monday, June 11th, 2007

You know you want this on your kitchen wall. - WonketteBecause the dignified president and vice president are obscenity-spewing feces, wealthy fucktards like “socialite Nicole Richie” can F-bomb away on live teevee. MORE »