Tag: global warming

Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Trump EPA Will Make You Eat Coal, And You Will Like It

Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?

Border Patrol Knows What Is Important During Hurricane Harvey Evacuation: DEPORTIN’ MESSICANS, YEEHAW!

A little old hurricane evacuation is no reason to stop deporting people.

Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do ‘Science.’ GOOD!

Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Donald Trump Looked Sun Eclipse Best SEO Fucking Idiot

Oh good Christ he really is exactly that stupid.

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Rick Perry’s Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!

Rick Perry knows stuff real good.

Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science

The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.

Jim Inhofe: If Global Warming Is Real, Then OH FUCK FUCK FUCK! ICEBERG!

Scientists disagree about the role of climate change in forming one of history's biggest icebergs. Not one says it's a hoax, though. Silly scientists!

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

Volvo Goes Electric Like Bob Dylan, A Headline Joke For Fellow Olds

Crazy Swedes, acting like businesses should adapt to global warming.

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth’s Atmosphere

We're not doomed. Just closer to it.

USDA’s New Top Researcher Is A Godfearing Patriot, Which Is Way Better Than A Scientist

The guy has degree in public administration! What are you all bitching about?!?!

Trump EPA Head Cleans All That Dangerous ‘Science’ Out Of EPA’s Science Board

All industry wants is a place at the table. And to own the table. And to charge rent for the other places...