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  No knitting needles to sew false flags?

Texas State Legislature Declares War On Feminine Hygiene Products While Debating Ladyparts Regulation Bill

By now you have probably read about the Great TAMPONGHAZI!!!! at the Texas capitol building in Austin Friday. While the state senate went through their little Kabuki theater to pass a bill with stringent restrictions on abortion, everybody entering the gallery to watch the performance got searched for contraband tampons by officers of the Department of Public Safety. Yr Wonkette has been mildly hard at work sifting through all the conflicting reports of what exactly went down. Join us as we ask ourselves “What in the everloving fuck?” Will there also be <headdesking>? Probably! You’ll just have to join us after the jump! Read more on Texas State Legislature Declares War On Feminine Hygiene Products While Debating Ladyparts Regulation Bill…
  rickity split

Santorum’s C.U.M. Party Crashed By Glitter-Bombers

Rick Santorum’s wild weekend in South Carolina started with a fundraising campaign called, excellently, the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb (C.U.M.), and ended with a second-to-worst-place finish and what was essentially a rambling plea for a robot/muffin to take him in their arms and make him their running mate. In the end, the C.U.M. didn’t have enough of an impact to impress South Carolina voters, and then Santorum “fans” unleashed a bomb of their own while the candidate was signing autographs post-primary results: GLITTER. Read more on Santorum’s C.U.M. Party Crashed By Glitter-Bombers…
  no such thing as 'too much glitter'

Giant Gay Barbarian Horde Mobs Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic (VIDEO)

Gay Halloween Christmas comes early this year! Is that even a legal holiday? No? What is this? Oh, it is Glitter Bomb Fat Closet Case Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic Day! And as it is written, a mob of homosexuals descended upon Marcus Bachmann’s office to sing gay pagan carols to him dressed like cavemen and to receive whippings from a man in a gay Marcus Bachmann wig. Hallelujah! Read more on Giant Gay Barbarian Horde Mobs Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic (VIDEO)…
  now mittens is jealous

Michele Bachmann Joins Elitist Club of The Glitter-Bombed

When Michele Bachmann pictures the minions of Satan come to antagonize her for her rabid anti-gay views, does she picture shrieking hippie ladies with glitter? Yeah, that sounds about right. There is an interesting mirror quality to it, no? Bachmann was crossing a stage at the RightOnline forum in Minneapolis when a gay rights activist came at her with a handful of glitter. However, Michele walked through this terrible gauntlet of devil fury relatively unscathed because satan’s minions appear a little low on their sparkle fuel lately. Tim Pawlenty and Newt Gingrich were first to start the exclusive glitter-bomb club, but they got “glittered” a hell of a lot more, probably because their force field of anti-gay hate was impure. Michele will always win on that one. Watch the video after the jump: Read more on Michele Bachmann Joins Elitist Club of The Glitter-Bombed…
  if only all our bombs were filled with glitter

Glitter Bomb Strikes Tim Pawlenty At Book Signing

GOP presidential candidate and gay marriage opponent Tim something-or-other was unwisely lurking around signing books in known homosexual watering hole San Francisco when he was, as the kids say, “glitter-bombed.” Code Pink activists dumped an envelope of pink glitter on Pawlenty and yelled at him. Previously, helmet-haired balloon-head human Newt Gingrich had the special privilege of being the candidate progressives most loved to cover in sparkles. Iraqis throw shoes, gays throw glitter. Anyway, here is your next dark horse sour-faced GOP presidential candidate having glitter thrown at him: Read more on Glitter Bomb Strikes Tim Pawlenty At Book Signing…