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Dear CNN Headline News dingus Glenn Beck — thanks for letting us know all about your ASS SURGERY on esteemed website CNN.com today under the common guise of “Put the ‘care’ back in health care.” I know this doesn’t sound appealing. But it’s solid. MORE »

It’s been only two days since George Clooney was offered the lead in the film adaptation of GI Joe, and it’s already mired on controversy. Variety’s Wilshire & Washington blogger Ted Johnson reports: “I love it when controversies erupt over movies still in production or pre-production. You can almost always guarantee that those outraged haven’t seen the script, an outline, or even know any of those involved. And you can almost always be sure that the furor is much ado about nothing. Example: “The Da Vinci Code. MORE »

As the Endless Cummer winds down and the leaves on trees transition to Cocktober’s reds, oranges and yellows, more public, conservative loudmouths are disclosing sexual proclivities with little boys, little girls and manly goats. What great stories must lie in wait for Blowvember.

The latest mega-pederast is Michael Graham, a Boston conservative radio host, coiner of “America is at war with Islam” and a graduate of untainted Oral Roberts University. Last night was one of those rare nights where someone watched the insufferable Glenn Beck show on CNN Headline News, and Graham guested to discuss the issue of giving out condoms and stuff to kids in middle school. Graham obviously argued against, but his performance only strengthened the case for offering preventatives — at least for whenever Michael Graham visits school. MORE »