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FRIDAY FUN VIDEO

The Internet’s Popular ‘Daily Show’ Glenn Beck Thing

Friday, November 6th, 2009
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Yes here it is, the comical Jon Stewart video from your Daily Show. It’s the “Glenn Beck impression” one and the blogs just love it. [Daily Show]


RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Protect America, Melt A Communist

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
  • Erick Erickson harvested a mighty army of orcs and then instructed them to purchase 1200 pounds of rock salt as a special present for traitorous Maine-witch Olympia Snowe. But will Senator Snowe take the hint and melt? [RedState]
  • The Republican Insurgency Manifesto. [Ace of Spades]
  • How easy would it be to bribe Glenn Beck? David Frum would be willing to offer him fifty Sacajawea gold coins and a hand job, but there’s a catch! [The Plank]
  • Yes sir, this is our “volunteer army.” [Think Progress]
  • Senator Iselin and Gateway Pundit have compiled a list of the names of 207 persons who are known by the Secretary of Defense as being members of the Communist Party! [Gateway Pundit]

TODAY IN NEWSMAX EMAILS

Newsmax Sees Opportunity For Beloved Coup

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Absolutely hysterical right-wing war newsletter Newsmax, which recently opined that a military junta should overthrow the executive branch of the United States Government, because of “spending,” is now very seriously concerned about Barack Obama “declaring war on Fox News.” MORE »


RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Glenn Beck Is Asked To Retract His Endorsement Of Mr. Pippin’s Fantastic Rectum Scratcher

Monday, October 5th, 2009
  • “To be clear, I root for America, therefore I root against Barack Obama.” Finally! The RedState dogma explained in one convenient sentence. [RedState]
  • Everything that Glenn Beck says hates him. [Think Progress]
  • Karl Rove acknowledges that he has reoccurring wet dreams about Marco Rubio, and that if he could, he would dip Marco in chocolate and then gobble him up. [TPM]
  • Here is a truly shocking video of Andrew Sullivan sipping Merlot and smelling tulips whilst lounging in his finest Brooks Brothers cashmere sport coat and blabbering on about how much he loves the Queen. And he accuses Barack Obama of being a Tory? Good heavens. [The Daily Dish]
  • It is true that Michelle Malkin is a bit of a “surfboard.” But now we have even more proof that Michelle is actually just Matt Taibbi in drag. [Michelle Malkin]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Why Is Barack Obama Such A Shameless Reptile?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009
  • One hundred years from now, school children will marvel at how obtuse Americans in 2009 really were. “How could they not have known Barack Obama was a Reptilian Shapeshifter?” the children will ask. And then their civics teacher Mr. Floyd will chuckle and reply, “They were very stupid. Very very stupid.” [True/Slant: Harmon Leon]
  • Meanwhile, Michelle Obama goes on Sesame Street. But does she compose an awesome song about geometry, just like Philip Glass did? [The Caucus]
  • Glenn Beck is the loneliest man on the earth. [Think Progress]
  • Is it at all surprising that Creigh Deeds loves taxes more than he loves his children, but also hates Democracy with all his heart? No. No, it is not. [RedState]
  • There is serious money to be made disrespecting Republicans. Just ask Alan Grayson, who is now officially rich. [TPM]

CHILLING STATISTICS

Should Barack Obama Criminalize Books??

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

OH BOY

Here Is Another Video Of Your Favorite Glenn Beck, Doing Something!

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Who cares about anything Fox News actor Glenn Beck says or does about anything — he’s really not worth getting so worked up about on a daily basis, tipsters! — and god knows why Katie Couric is interviewing him… but this is a pretty funny three minutes of television. Katie asks, “what do you mean by ‘white culture,’” because apparently Glenn Beck said something about “white culture” recently on his stupid meaningless show that no one should watch or care about in any way, and Glenn Beck just gives her weird sly looks and says, uh, he will not help her? With her show? Anyway, Glenn Beck! He’s so wacky! BUT IS HE BAD FOR AMERICA?? [Think Progress]


DEATH PANELS

Glenn Beck Literally (Like… Actually Literally) Boils A Frog On His Glenn Beck Show

Thursday, September 24th, 2009


Oh… god. Apparently someone taught Glenn Beck a metaphor, and already, there has been one known death. You see, Obama, he’s like throwing frogs in a pot of boiling water. This part of the metaphor stands in for Health Care. You dig? But John McCain, a completely random human who actually has had very little to do with the public health care debate, would never do something so gay, ever, as to force America to eat some pondwater consommé. John McCain HATES the French delicacy of Gay Soup. No, he would put the frog in regular water and slowly bring it to a boil. This part of the metaphor also represents Health Care. Ha, it is confusing! Let’s actually boil something alive, for clarity. MORE »


DEATH OF DEATH PORN

Friday, September 11th, 2009

TeeVee's Glenn Beck.ALL OF THIS IS FACTUAL TRUTH: “So thank fucking christ that the Commander in Chief is no longer subjecting the nation to death porn. No, this year it’s limited to a nutty little cult leader on basic cable who is encouraging his radicalized band of fanatical followers to invade the cities where the tragedy actually happened in order to shock the populace back into fear. Glenn Beck is an actual terrorist, and the people attending his rally in DC tomorrow are al-Qaeda in America.” [Alex Pareene]


KILL THE INTERNET

Exciting New Glenn Beck Petition Will Heal America

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Good thing we're all unemployed now ... plenty of time for online tomfoolery!
Okay, there goes the morning productivity! There’s a new SAVE GLENN BECK petition with, apparently, the same 2,200 Fox News viewers who figured out how to post something from the ‘puter. Go spread the true message of Democracy/Horror, and laugh at the (currently) visible signatures/messages, until this one gets eated, too. [New dumb Glenn Beck poll]


SO QUICK

SIGNATURE-SOLICITING BROWN SHIRTS SEND FREE SPEECH TO DEATH PANELS TO DIE

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Suddenly in America it is *illegal* to offer words of support for popular American television hosts such as Glenn Beck. This is not your grandfather’s American Internet anymore, people. (Anyway, time to stop signing it!) [Support Glenn Beck and His Values and Principles]