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  beaten at your own game

Bill Donohue’s Cunning Plan To Wreck Pride Parade Foiled By Those Meddling Gays

It was only a few days ago that we had to talk ceaselessly about which beer companies were pulling out of sponsorships of terrible bigoted Saint Patrick’s Day parades in Boston and New York City. You’d probably already entirely forgotten about that tempest in a beer mug, but the Catholic League’s Bill Donohue has been sitting alone in a dark room brooding and scheming and sulking, trying to figure out a way to get back at those gays. Jesus appeared to Bill and said “Bill, you shall go forth into the desert, and there you shall see a vision of how to fuck with the Gay Pride Parade.” Bill made his pilgrimage, and came up with this cunning plan: he would demand that he get to march in NYC’s Pride Parade under a “Straight is Great” banner. HAHA GAYS YA BURNT. Read more on Bill Donohue’s Cunning Plan To Wreck Pride Parade Foiled By Those Meddling Gays…
  free speech cluster duck

Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison

A&E Network has suspended Phil Robertson, star of the Duck Dynasty teevee program, following his charming opinions on teh gheys and what they do with their man-parts. In a recent interview in GQ, Robertson explained that Read more on Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison…
  May All Your Memes Come True

Internet Wants To Buy Old Handsome Joe Biden A Trans Am For Teh Lulz, Charity

You know that one Onion story that’s nearly mandatory in any discussion of the general awesomeness of Old Handsome Joe Biden, right? (Frankly, we doubt we even needed to link to it, but it’s a habit by now.) You probably also know that Biden knows about the meme, and thinks it’s “hilarious,” right? You might even know that Joe Biden is something of a motorhead in real life, and owns a 1967 Corvette that the Secret Service won’t let him drive — “It’s the one thing I hate about this job. I’m serious.” So now, some goofballs from Fark have started a campaign to buy Joe Biden an actual white Trans Am like the one in the Onion piece, for the Lulz. Read more on Internet Wants To Buy Old Handsome Joe Biden A Trans Am For Teh Lulz, Charity…
 

Gay Outrage Over ‘Pansy’ Remarks!

Many, many gay homosexuals are angry about North Carolina Governor Mike Easley saying Hillary Clinton made Rocky Balboa look like a pansy. How dare this historic friend of the gays sit idly by while her surrogate throws around these hateful smear words? And how many agujeros de la gloria will Chelsea have to service at The Endup to win back the affections of her mother’s old pals? Read more on Gay Outrage Over ‘Pansy’ Remarks!…