Tag: giveaways

A Children’s Treasury Of Free Stuff For Douches At CPAC

CPAC offers conservative organizations a three-day window in which to reach the most receptive possible audience. How to make an impression when there are so many competing messages? Be armed with compelling information and persuasive arguments? Sure, that might work! Just...

Congress Giving Millions of Foreclosed Homes To Wall Street Slumlords

Great news, everybody: After deliberately failing to help millions of American families stuck in vulture mortgages, the U.S. government is now giving those foreclosed homes to Wall Street for pennies on the dollar so that Wall Street can then...

Free Abortion Donuts On Demand!

Krispy Kreme wants to help you celebrate Barack Obama's inauguration by giving you a donut! Obviously this is a metaphor for abortion. Read their shocking press release after the jump. Observe how they use that terrible code word "choice," which...