While the rest of you dumb slobs are dying of Mexican Carnitas Influenza, losing your jobs and being forced at gunpoint by census takers to buy a fucking Chrysler, Barack Obama plays sexy basketball with a bunch of hot-as-hell tall girls in fancy dresses. [White House]

OMFG, the Late Night Shots douchebags have suddenly realized their gals are kind of dumb and bland, and now the LNS doods have developed a collective boner for pretty hipster girls at the Black Cat and Rock ‘n Roll Hotel! But how will the LNS guys disguise their doucheness while trying to get some indie chick action? Read the tragic discussion, after the jump. MORE »

Here is the newest video from that accursed “Obama Girl.” In it we are introduced to the “Romney Girls,” who are ostensibly triplets, each of whom represents a different phase in Romney’s political devolution, and to all of whom he is presumably married. This is the grossest thing ever and now we hate politics and sex.

The Latest From Obama Girl: Breaking The Mold [HuffPo]

This really needs to end, here.

Before you titter at the obviousness of it all, you should know that the Times, being a stringent defender of our American Way of Life, whole-heartedly supports this “going wild” as a fun and easy way to fight against repressive Islamofascism! MORE »

Atlas Shrugs scores an interview with John Bolton, and asks the tough questions. MORE »