Tag: girl scouts

Another week, another Jesusfestapalooza of Jesus-Americans letting their Jesus-freak flag fly, in the name of the holy spirit of founding fathers, amen. This one...

Hey, remember how a week or so back we were all bummed because one of the most useful dumb wonderful things on the Internet,...

As Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo so astutely pointed out, ladies and dude-ladies, we have our "first Trump-inspired hate crime." It was YOOOOGE....

Hey Wonkers, happy Fourth of July weekend and shit! Do you need a nap? We sure do! Let's all snuggle dressed like burritos after...

Oh look at the White House all BRAGGIN' and shit. That Nice Time video above was provided to yr Wonkette (and by "provided," we...

Ok, this is just all kinds of cute -- to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the National Parks system and Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!"...

As you are all aware, the Girl Scouts is a super badass organization. Its leadership is SO liberal, the Scouts are turning all of America's girls...

Somebody needs to let the people of Cecil County, Maryland, know how the plot of an uplifting Capraesque movie is supposed to go: An...

Hide the kids, President Obama is trying to make them care about science again, what a jerk. And worse, he wants to spend YOUR...

If you read Wonk on the regular, you will recognize Kevin Swanson as the wingnut homeschool advocate Dok did a nice series of book...

Beyond all the half-priced candy, one thing we like about going to the store after Christmas is the sudden arrival of pallets of storage...

In case you have any doubts that Barack Obama believes himself to be not merely an employee of the People of the United States, but...

UPDATE: Carnegie Science Center has responded; see end of post. You know what kids love? Kids love science! Science is exciting, and it builds...

Welcome to another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we scrape our browser tabs for the stories that are too stoopid to ignore altogether...

It is an intractable and inviolable part of the Boy Scouting Code (which is in Comic Sans on someone's old Compaq) that gays and...

We wonder if there is anything the Catholic Church could be investigating besides the Girl Scouts of America? NO. There is NOT. Nothing at...

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