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Posts Tagged ‘gilfs’

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES

Hot Older Ladies More Attractive During Recessions

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

She ruled.According to Experts, the recently minted members of America’s middle class — the ones who got ARMs on their three-bedroom ranches in the exurbs and took out $600 a month car loans on their Ford Explorers and used credit cards to pay for their Starbucks Gargantua-chinos every morning — will now be sad hobos along with the rest of us. They will be the “former middle class.” But one traditionally neglected and sorely undervalued population should do quite well in the tough times ahead: sexy ladies of a certain age. MORE »


SAFETY FIRST

Attractive Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ‘Rear-Ended’

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Surprised from behindHere is an update on that affable mother of five who the mens are always licking their chops over: She almost died the other day. Unlike other fancy-pants governors who have personal drivers to get them into car wrecks, Governor Sarah Palin drives her own self around in a Chevy Suburban. On Tuesday morning she was sitting at a stop light on her way to work in downtown Anchorage when some silly fellow ran into her, and now that guy gets to say he rear-ended the governor, wokka wokka. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

GILF Alert: Missouri’s Sarah Steelman May Be Next Pretty Lady Gov

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Wonkette GILF Operative SloppyCronkite sends us this hot tip: “I’m pleased to announced that a possible GILF is running for the governor’s office in Missouri. Her name is Sarah Steelman, so if elected we’d have a glorious two Sarahs as hot governors. Imagine that.” This current state treasurer, like Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is a Republican. [Riverfront Times] MORE »