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Happy anniversary, America! Light your Jahrzeit candle, because today is the five-year anniversary of the day John McCain got all mavericky and picked Sarah...

Following Willard Mittsworth Moneybaggs Romney IV's introduction of his exciting Veep pick, Paul Ryan, Your Wonkette presents a look back at the heady days...

Before you dismiss this video as another "cute red-state gal is going to cum again remembering how the beautiful Sarah Palin touched her," please...

Hey YOU GUYS why is this day different from all other days? Because it is the very last weekday in the history of Man...

Just a few short months ago, your Wonkette loved the snow dwarf Sarah Palin and all the adorable scrapes she got into -- for...

OK Sarah LOOK: no one has any fun mocking you anymore. Just please go back to Alaska and continue firing your ex-brother's sister's aunt's...

Alaskan dingbat Sarah Palin did something very important when she became governor of Alaska just 19 months ago: She had a tanning bed installed...

Last night Sarah Palin flew back to her ice cave and gave a rousing address to her people on the snowy tundra. An Undercover...

If only John McCain had learned about the Internet before he chose Sarah Palin -- so much "cyber vetting" could've happened. Instead, a bunch...

Here's teevee's Ben Stein, the funny conservative author and Nixon/Ford speechwriter best known for that game show and yelling at Matthew Broderick in the...

Guess who hasn't been mentioned at all tonight? America's favorite president, George W. Bush Junior! It's as if Republicans haven't held the White House...

McCAIN TRYING TO STEAL WONKETTE'S PAGE VIEWS: As your Wonkette staggers under the heavy load of a trillion people trying to find Sarah Palin...

NOT SAFE FOR WORK, whatever, dumb, vulgar, ha ha, kind of funny, the Palin actress is pretty great with the nose and lipstick, whatever,...

Besides her sudden disappearance from tonight's RNC lineup, there are many other signs that Sarah Palin will be the first major-party veep nominee to...

Here is the story of how John McCain picked his running mate: after Barack Obama selected Joe Biden instead of Hillary Clinton, McCain went...

Why did mean old John McCain ruin our favorite Klondike Snow Bunny's happy life? It's another day, which means it's another day of embarrassing...

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