Tag: gifts

Getch’r Tickets To Sean Hannity’s Concert Series! FOR AMERICA.

Hmm. It appears as though this is happening next summer. Should we see Sean Hannity's Bill Ray Cyrus brood over an extended version of "Achy Breaky Heart," or shall we instead go with Sean Hannity's Oliver North, who will......

Hell-Demon Obama Available For Personal Cleansing

What better way to celebrate your favorite President-elect than by taking a leering purple gnome-head and rubbing it joyously over your nethers? Buy sixteen million for your family and friends, for the holidays, and they will never ask you...

Terrible Michelle And Barack Obama Don’t Give Their Kids Birthday Presents

Well, this is the topper. Barack Obama cannot be the American president because he refuses to participate in our glorious national tradition of giving our children lots of expensive plastic shit for them to choke on all the time....

An Extended Mockery Of John McCain’s Gift Shop

What's everyone doing today? Giving speeches. About the economy. To humans. Also, gas prices are high! And everyone in New York City has herpes, ha ha. You all have herpes and the flu too. Let's make fun of John...

Time To Cross Everybody Off Your List