Tag: gifts

What better way to celebrate your favorite President-elect than by taking a leering purple gnome-head and rubbing it joyously over your nethers? Buy sixteen...

Well, this is the topper. Barack Obama cannot be the American president because he refuses to participate in our glorious national tradition of giving...

What's everyone doing today? Giving speeches. About the economy. To humans. Also, gas prices are high! And everyone in New York City has herpes,...

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