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Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are...

This week, Sarah Palin pumped out a lot of Christmas-themed content, showing us that it is truly better to give than to receive, so...

Greetings, godless liberals! Since you don't celebrate Christmas in your heathen belief system, you might not realize that the more upright members of society...

My son, Kid Zoom, turned 17 yesterday. I'd had no idea what to get him for his birthday, so last weekend I asked him...

You know what says love? A gun says love. Just ask anyone who's in love with guns, like maybe Kathy Kieffer at TownHall: Forget roses....

As a special War On Boxing Day gift, we bring you this Canadian Broadcasting Corp. interview with Yaron Brook, the president and executive director...

Glenn Reynolds, last seen in these pages wondering why bitches be fucking boys’ shit up, yo, has noticed that Barack Stalin Obama won the...

Mitt Romney was lonely. A week after the election, and all anybody was laughing at was Karl Rove and Fox News and Dick Morris...

President Obama, that is his name, has come up with a brilliant new way to try to beat his opponent Mitt Romney at money-making,...

Father’s Day is this Sunday -- how can you make sure that your gift to Dad wins the morning? As luck would have it,...

Do you have a hard time balancing a lap-full of bacon burgers and grease tacos while you drive around slurping caramel-coffee ice cream shakes...

Unlike our amoral right-wing friends, here at Wonkette we don't start the War on Xmas until after Thanksgiving (Cyber-Sex Thursday). But here's a special...

This is sort of shocking, honestly -- who would have thought that a guy who's so great at throwing fancy dinner parties and entertaining...

Faithful commenter "Norbert" sends us this touching image from Canuckistan. President Obama will be visiting in a few days, and the Canadians are quite...

Yo bitches check out the details about this FIRESALE at McCain-Palin headquarters, according to a report from an anonymous operative in Virginia: "I just...

Hmm. It appears as though this is happening next summer. Should we see Sean Hannity's Bill Ray Cyrus brood over an extended version of...

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