Tag: ghost andrew breitbart

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Breitbart Very Very Very Sorry About Its Journalism, For Sure

Mistakes -- we all make 'em! Admitting when you're wrong helps build credibility with your audience, and it is also too the Right Thing To Do. But that's not how they roll at Corpse Andrew Breitbart's Cyberdome For Teddy Roosevelt...

Conservatives Launch New Website To Take Down Institutional Left, No Really For Serious This Time You Guys!

Well this will be fun! Noodle-brained jackanape Ben Shapiro is teaming up with crankypants David Horowitz to launch something called TruthRevolt.org, described as “the conservative counterpunch to Media Matters.” To which yr Wonkette can only say: THANK YOU! We...

EXCLUSIVELY YOURS, James O’Keefe’s 13 Most Delusional Passages From His Uncorrected Memoir Galleys

Today occasions the publication of James O'Keefe's first foray into longform prose, with his semi-autobiographical fantasy novel Breakthrough: I Did Not Title This After Chapter 6 In Andrew Breitbart's Memoir! Shut Up! Jesus! Shut the Hell Up! Even though Mary...

Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Having Vapors Over Gay Sportsball Figure’s Private School Not Bullying Him Enough

Ghost Andrew Breitbart's fuckmonkey medium, Ben Shapiro, is outraged again, you guys. Is it because handsome, popular people genuinely dislike him? Sure! But it is also because some people are intolerant of people who intolerant of homosexxxxiness. This week, a...

A Children’s Treasury Of Captain America Chris Evans Giving Major Side-Eye To Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro

You guys, a terrible thing has happened. Chris Evans, who is a very handsome man who gets paid very much muneez to be handsome and for us all to look at him being handsome, apparently has some Thoughts about...

Friends of Wonkette: Help Us Decide Which Of Our Epic Blunders To Submit To The Breitbart Awards

Awards season is upon us! Yes, the Grammys and the Oscars already happened and the Emmys won't be announced until September, but those don't count because our probation officer won't let us anywhere near those giant open bar events....

Daily Caller’s Menendez Hooker: I Can’t Believe We Made Up The Whole Thing (Updated!)

Next-gen rightwing journamalism Great White Hope Matthew Boyle was pretty proud when the FBI did some boring raid on some shady eye doctor allegedly organizing underage sex-hookers for New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez. Boyle had been beating his horse...

Genius Cultural Observer Thaddeus McCotter Believes Breitbart and Co. Exude The Punk Rock Aesthetic, Is Wrong

Yr wonket already took it upon itself to publish our own acknowledgment that obnoxious douchebag Andrew made himself judgement-proof by dying last year. Given that this anniversary is probably the most interesting news story of the day outside of...

Daily Caller Dances On Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Grave

Yesterday the Internet had such fun with the piling-on of Poor Ben Shapiro's "Friends of Hamas" journabacle, and his subsequent feverish quadrupling-down. It was such fun that even Ghost Andrew Breitbart's goosesteppers-in-arms, Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller, got in on...

Contest! Can You Parse This Ghost Of Breitbart ‘Friends Of Hamas’ Non-Retraction?

We all had a good laugh this morning at pathetic bumbler Ben Shapiro, of Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Mausoleum, when it was revealed by some foxy Daily News reporter how Shapiro and The Ghost accidentally accused sad clown Chuck...

Ghost Andrew Breitbart Stands By His Story On Terror Group That Does Not Exist

Andrew Breitbart would be rolling over in his grave if he had ever given a good goddamn about things like "journalism" and "not making up terrorist groups that paid off Chuck Hagel." Fortunately, those were not at the top...

Matthew Boyle To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone, Cockblocking Bob Menendez

Hi single people! Sorry about the uber-commercialized "fuck you I'm getting laid tonight" holiday that coupled people foist on you every February. You really don't deserve it. But take solace in at least one thing: you are not Matthew...

Wingnuts Furious About Three-Month-Old Veep Debate And Zzzzzzz

Bloated cub reporter Matthew Boyle is so mad you guys. Did you know that Martha Raddatz, who moderated the vice presidential debate, has close personal ties with a certain Kenyan Impostor? And that he came to her wedding to...

Intrepid Reporter Matthew Boyle To Write About Thuggy Black People For Ghost Andrew Breitbart

The first time we came across the work of cub reporter Matthew Boyle, he was calling for Minority Report precogs to watch over the DC Metro (Tube?) and possibly secretly installing Nannycams in Foggy Bottom Starbucks restrooms. But our...

Breitbart Takes ‘Fact-Check’ Craze To Logical Conclusion: Bin Laden Is Alive, GM Is Dead

Everybody's boo-hooing about the fact-check craze sweeping the nation, whether it's sane, reasonable people laughing at AP's ridiculose "fact check" that stated Bill Clinton was wrong to point out a Romney welfare ad lie, because Clinton once lied about...

Ghost of Andrew Breitbart Finds Negative Review Of 1989 Elizabeth Warren Book, Declares National Emergency

How frightening is Elizabeth Warren to wingnuts? Scary enough that Breitbart remnant Big Government is running a Very Important four-part series by Micheal Patrick Leahy about Warren's scholarship. Four parts! Wow! That must really be some dynamite exposé...