Poor Georgia Congressman and gubernatorial candidate Nathan Deal. He was trying in Congress this one time to make sure that all illegals either show their birth certificates or die, but then the “ghetto grandmothers” complained that they did not have their birth certificates handy. Oh, those old ladies in the ghetto! Deal has apologized, but had a very important serious point, okay? [YouTube, AJC]

* Walnuts’ campaign website is a page-view whoring device of the five-dollar-back-alley variety. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Political trivia featuring “midget porn, neocon jizz, and raping hobo corpses.” [Only in America via Rude Pundit]
* NSA has the power to continue warrantless spying, but doesn’t have the power. [Worldwide Standard]
* Toby Keith is a flip-flopper. [Think Progress]
* Liz Taylor endorses Hillary. Liz Taylor is still alive. [Reuters]
* Former fat-ass Mike Huckabee will probably announce his ‘08 candidacy on Sunday. [Hotline on Call]
* Joe Biden declares he’s running, again. [Boston Globe]
* George Pataki’s going to personally solve Iran first, and then say whether he’s running. [CNN]
* Al Sharpton checks Barack Obama’s ghetto pass, finds it expired. [Althouse]

For the low, low price of another $6 billion (on top of the $400 billion we’ve already spent on Iraq), our troops just might secure several bad neighborhoods in Baghdad! And with another $10 billion or so for reconstruction and night-basketball leagues, Baghdad’s youth will no longer be tempted to join the Crips or knock up their girlfriends. MORE »