Our favorite blog about nothing that we never read written by a 23-year-old unemployed airhead, Meghan McCain’s “McCain Bloggette,” is now the author of a children’s book about John McCain dropping bombs on children in Vietnam. Meghan signed copies of this book at some event we were NOT invited to, yesterday, at the RNC, and she tells People magazine that she’s super happy about her parents’ very slim chances of winning the White House, so she can move into Jenna Bush’s old room at the White House. [PEOPLE]