Tag: germany

Trump Fishing For Terrorists…In Sweden? Wonkagenda, Mon. Feb 20, 2017

Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!

Trump Idiot At Chili’s Makes America Great Again All Over Black Veteran

A new problem to worry about: Trump-inspired restaurant vigilantes.
Man has got to have a code.

Filipino Donald Trump OK With Being Called ‘Hitler,’ As Long As He Slaughters The Right People

The President of the Philippines seems determined to apply Godwin's Law to himself.
Still from video at Berlin's memorial to gay Holocaust victims

Germany Just Rubbing Our Dumb American Faces In It Now, All ‘Oh We Are So Good At Gay Rights’

Germany is moving to annul the convictions of 50,000 gay men under a Nazi-era law that remained in force even after WW II. Way to go, Germany.
Ask your parents

Reader Challenge: What Rhymes With ‘Bag Of Salted Rat Dicks’?

A German TV comic faces prison in Germany after insulting Turkish President Tayyip Erdoğan on the air with a satirical poem that speculated about Erdoğan's love of sex with ungulates, among other things. Jan Böhmermann hosts "Neo Magazin" (kind of a "Daily Show" type deal,...
"punch buggy black... Two 'fer coughing!"

Will The Government Go All Neville Chamberlain On Volkswagen??

Way back in 2015, Scott Walker was a viable presidential candidate, llamas roamed the streets, and Volkswagen was in deep scheisse for equipping automobiles with software that allowed its cars to cheat emissions tests. While the llamas were captured...

Hillary Clinton Tricks Dumbass Republican Rep. Lynn Westmoreland Into Quitting

Boy, that Hillary Clinton is good! Not only did she trick Georgia Rep. Lynn Westmoreland, and the rest of the Republicans, into "stepping in a trap" of looking real stupid at the congressional hearing on "The Benghazi," but now she's...
Empty-headed fool.

Ben Carson Sorta Sorry For Saying Jews Holocausted Themselves, Can He Be President Now?

It appears that someone suggested Dr. Ben Carson ask Jeeves about the Holocaust. You know, the real Holocaust, as opposed to the Republican fan-fic one, where that commie Muslim Adolf Hitler rose to power on a platform of marriage...
Another day of being forced to make gay pizzas. Sigh.

Why Did Anne Frank Hide Like A Coward Instead Of Killing Nazis Dead Like A Real Man?

Last week, Dr. Ben Carson -- alleged educated person, supposedly in possession of a functioning brain -- offered his innovative Hot Tips For How To Survive A Holocaust. First, man up with a military-grade arsenal so that when the Nazis come...
Empty-headed fool.

Ben Carson: If The Jews Had Guns, The Holocaust Might Not Have Turned Out So :(

Ben Carson is apparently no longer content to tour American disaster sites, read the names off of memorials, and call all the victims pussies for failing to stand up to the bad guys, with guns. So now he has...
Pretty much what you'd expect from a guy with a pinched face

Ted Cruz Thinks Refugees Are Gross, Forgets Where His Dad’s From

In the ever-escalating competition to ignore the plight of Syrians escaping their country's civil war and to be the biggest dick about it, Canadian Sen. Ted Cruz made a solid effort Monday, saying it would be "nothing short of...

Gay-Hating Oregon Bakers Real Tired Of Getting Concentration Camped By Hitler

Ready for another dumb Hitler analogy, because this is the week where we do those? Let's get reacquainted with Aaron and Melissa Klein, who decided to be martyrs just like Jesus, by refusing to make a cake for a...
Bad president bad!

Nine Things President Obama Might Be Holding Besides This Dirty Pack Of Cigarettes

OH NO, President Obama is back behind the high school gym again, smoking all the cigarettes and rolling his eyes, maybe and allegedly! Cigarettes are a well-known slippery slope to getting potted up on weed and socializing America. Obama was...
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

President Bernie Sanders Will Force Your Kids To Have Free College

Just when we thought we had reached the zenith of our love for Vermont's proudly socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders, and dead serious Democratic presidential candidate, he comes along and proposes legislation to provide free tuition at public colleges and...
Less charisma than a sleeping basset hound, and nowhere near as cute.

Scott Walker Will Be Best President Of America, Because He’s Been To Europe Like Twice

Despite the fact that presidential candidate Carly Fiorina (R-LOL) has explained that going places on airplanes -- like that know-nothing Hillary Clinton, who used to be Secretary of State -- is not the same thing as actual foreign policy...
Finally, some nice clean refugees!

Republicans Finally Find Oppressed Refugees Worthy Of Asylum. It’s ‘People Who Homeschool’

You might remember the plight of those poor German homeschoolers who applied for asylum in the USA after the oppressive German government wouldn't let them teach their kids about Jebus and his pet dinosaur. They really had it rough,...