Stupid Europe and the rest of the world won't buy coal because they hate our freedom and respiratory diseases.
The 'we should remember history even if it's bad' thing doesn't exactly work when the 'bad' history is riding triumphantly on a horse.
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?
CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT?
Whatever you do, don't mention the war.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
Hey, who's this guy, you vaguely wondered. Well, there's a lot not to like! Plus an OPEN THREAD!
A Student Loan Debt Monopoly? Nothing To Worry About, College Kids! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 31, 2017
Nobody wants to work with Trump, Hannity vows to fight facts, and Betsy DeVos wants to monopolize the student loan debt business. Your morning news brief!
Better luck next time, Spicey. If there even IS a next time. Your OPEN THREAD!
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is such a fucking asshole.
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
You'll never guess who's getting a tax cut, WealthCare rides again, and Anne Coulter is set to invade Eternia! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!