Tag: georgia

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Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.

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You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Hillary Clinton Just Screwing Around In Red States Now, For LOLs

Hillary is trolling and baiting the Trump campaign QUITE beautifully right now.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Pretty Hot For Georgia Congressional Candidate Who Says He’d Shoot Cops

Ted Cruz endorsed a Georgia Republican who said people should shoot cops serving 'no-knock' warrants. You'll probably guess how well that candidate did.
A sovereign man and his sovereign pickup truck

Georgia Sovereign Citizen Fails To Arrest County Officials, Not Even With Constitution Magic

A Georgia sovereign citizen was thwarted in his attempt to arrest several county officials when police officers refused to obey his orders, even though he knows he has the authority to boss police around.
The fiddle is made of votes.

Could Hillary Clinton Win Georgia? Sure, Why Not, LOL

The third in our ongoing series on all the 57 states Hillary will win in November!

Georgia ACLU Director Quits Job To Be A Transphobe, Wingnuts Declare Selves Absolved Of All Bigotry

Maya Dillard Smith says her children were scared by some trans people in a bathroom one time, therefore maybe they shouldn't have rights?
NOPE!

Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They’re All Busy Washing Their Hair

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Supreme Court Rules Prosecutors Must Hide Racism More Effectively In Death Penalty Cases

The U.S. Supreme Court decided Monday that the Constitution only allows racial bias in jury selection when it's a lot more subtle than that practiced by a Georgia prosecutor's office 29 years ago. The court overturned the conviction and...
You have to admit it's a nice hat

Rightwing Senator Isakson Maybe Not Insane Enough For Georgia. Your Senate Sunday!

Our weekly tour of the 2016 Senate races visits Georgia, where a political novice is running a longshot campaign to unseat a two-term Republican incumbent. Needless to say, it's a bit messier than that.

Worst Restaurant Customers Ever Start Brawl Over Employee Smiling At Them

We write a lot about terrible restaurant customers; it's kind of our thing. We would venture to suggest ours is somewhat of an expert opinion on this particular subject. As such, understand what it means when we say we...
The real mystery is who's arming them.

Toddlers Murdering Selves At Alarming Rate, No End To Rampage In Sight

With six gun attacks by toddlers on Americans in the last week, the number of deaths and injuries (five deaths, one injury) caused by armed children now exceeds the number of Americans (four) killed in the terrorist attacks in...
did someone need the hydrangeas watered?

Exciting NRA Ad: Hollywood Elitists Want To Take Your Guns, Laugh When You Die

We decided to watch part of Tuesday's election coverage on Fox News last night, and in the middle of all the ads for prescription pills that will give you boners and make your bowels work right, this brilliant bit...

Stories Of Truly Fantastic Restaurant Bosses

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. For our last Wonkette Off The Menu, we bring you stories of fantastic restaurant managers and where to find...