Tag: georgia

Georgia ACLU Director Quits Job To Be A Transphobe, Wingnuts Declare Selves Absolved Of All Bigotry

Maya Dillard Smith says her children were scared by some trans people in a bathroom one time, therefore maybe they shouldn't have rights?
NOPE!

Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They’re All Busy Washing Their Hair

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Supreme Court Rules Prosecutors Must Hide Racism More Effectively In Death Penalty Cases

The U.S. Supreme Court decided Monday that the Constitution only allows racial bias in jury selection when it's a lot more subtle than that practiced by a Georgia prosecutor's office 29 years ago. The court overturned the conviction and...
You have to admit it's a nice hat

Rightwing Senator Isakson Maybe Not Insane Enough For Georgia. Your Senate Sunday!

Our weekly tour of the 2016 Senate races visits Georgia, where a political novice is running a longshot campaign to unseat a two-term Republican incumbent. Needless to say, it's a bit messier than that.

Worst Restaurant Customers Ever Start Brawl Over Employee Smiling At Them

We write a lot about terrible restaurant customers; it's kind of our thing. We would venture to suggest ours is somewhat of an expert opinion on this particular subject. As such, understand what it means when we say we...
The real mystery is who's arming them.

Toddlers Murdering Selves At Alarming Rate, No End To Rampage In Sight

With six gun attacks by toddlers on Americans in the last week, the number of deaths and injuries (five deaths, one injury) caused by armed children now exceeds the number of Americans (four) killed in the terrorist attacks in...
did someone need the hydrangeas watered?

Exciting NRA Ad: Hollywood Elitists Want To Take Your Guns, Laugh When You Die

We decided to watch part of Tuesday's election coverage on Fox News last night, and in the middle of all the ads for prescription pills that will give you boners and make your bowels work right, this brilliant bit...

Stories Of Truly Fantastic Restaurant Bosses

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. For our last Wonkette Off The Menu, we bring you stories of fantastic restaurant managers and where to find...

Loser Tennessee Can’t Even Manage To Pass Anti-Gay Law

What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...
This is America now basically

These Southern Governors Ain’t Got Time For Your Dumbass Gay-Hatin’ Rigamarole

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600470/gov-nikki-haley-not-entirely-sure-why-yall-gotta-be-such-bigots"></a>In all the gross bad terrible news about anti-gay bills coming out of the South, there have been a few shining lights, specifically, three Southern governors who have decided NOT to be complete dicks. Two are Republicans and...

Gov. Nikki Haley Not Entirely Sure Why Y’all Gotta Be Such Bigots

It is a day in America, which means it's time to tell you about some new bullshit anti-LGBT legislation. Republican state Senator Lee Bright of South Carolina has introduced a bill (S. 1203) to make sure none of those big scary...

What Disgusting ‘Food’ Stuffs Are Sports Stadiums Shoving Into Your Faces Today?

Major League Baseball released its list of stadium foods last Thursday, and we have only one question: who the hell let Guy Fieri design every ballpark food in America? In their quest to push the boundaries of stadium food science,...

Hey Look, A North Carolina Politician Who Isn’t A Gay-Hating Dicknozzle

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600124/north-carolina-governor-suffering-extreme-case-of-butthurt-please-send-butt-medicine"></a>Tuesday, we told you the story of gay-hatin' Republican North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory, who is appalled and upset and giving life a total thumbs down right now, over how some gaygenders have the audacity to sue his state in...

North Carolina Governor Suffering Extreme Case Of Butthurt, Please Send Butt Medicine

North Carolina's Republican governor, Pat McCrory, is having a #sad right now. Everybody is being so mean and calling him a sister-honking redneck for signing his state's insane anti-LGBT law, and all on the same week Georgia's Republican governor...

Pat Robertson Doesn’t Understand Why NFL Loves Georgia Buttsex So Much

America's senile grandpa Pat Robertson is having a confuseness in his brain. You see, Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal (The Republican) announced that he would veto HB 757, a bill to protect the "religious freedom" of dongweasel lunatic fundamentalist Christians...