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REVIEW 7:00 pm March 23, 2009

Ching Ching Cha: No Teabagging Here

Ching Ching Cha is a delightful little restaurant that provides several things rarely found in tandem in Georgetown: cheap food, healthy food, and peace and quiet. Oh yes, and it also has loose leaf tea by the elephant ton.

PIZZERIA PARADISO 2:55 pm March 2, 2009

Best Pizza and Beer in Georgetown (Really!)

by Elizabeth Askew

Georgetown — home of the cocktail-party-lovin’ metro-hatin’ DC elite — is not the easiest neighborhood in which to relax. But Pizzeria Paradiso, winner of a gajillion best-of-DC awards, is a refuge.

SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY A SNUGGIE 1:26 pm February 16, 2009

Georgetown Harrassed By Serial Cuddler

by Elizabeth Askew

A full two thirds of the most recent Georgetown University Public Safety Reports have involved an unknown male entering someone’s home and hovering in or around the resident’s bed until being “asked” to leave.

OH JESUS 5:26 pm October 15, 2008

LNS To Host ‘Black People’-Themed Party!

by Jim Newell

Oh boy howdy here’s a winner of a party from our special friends at Late Night Shots, the exclusive invite-only social networking club for glib Georgetown trust-funders whose hearts belong to the Confederacy. The members were recently inspired by the playful cultural activities of the slaves on their plantations, and they’ve decided to throw an [...]

NATURAL SELECTION 4:01 pm October 2, 2008

Everyone In Georgetown Rapidly Dying From Death Disease

by Jim Newell

A fancy Georgetown University student has S.O.S.ed about a new plague in the school’s rich fat cat neighborhood, far beyond the reach of the Metro: “A message from officials at Georgetown now confirms that the campus is just riddled with sickness. We’re all infected with norovirus, a flu thing that is caused by ‘fecal contamination’ [...]

ON THE TEEVEE 5:13 pm July 24, 2008

What Is This Secret ‘DC Prep’ Trailer Thing?

by Jim Newell

Well. Here’s a trailer for some sort of secret potential series about rich, preppy, well-connected young people in Washington. Aside from the YouTube title — “DC PREP Trailer for Secret Television Series Coming Soon!” — the Internet is not telling us much more.

LATE NIGHT SHOTS 12:49 pm June 13, 2008

by Jim Newell

YOUR LATE NIGHT SHOTS PARTY WEEKEND SCHED, BRO: Pro-laxin’, bro. “LNS will once again be taking its chartered bus out to Bayhawks Stadium for this Saturday’s pro lacrosse matchup. The day starts at Rugby at 4, the luxury party bus leaves 5:45, faceoff is at 7, and all LNS ticket holders get free beer for [...]

GEORGETOWN 5:36 pm April 28, 2008