Tag: georgetown

Teevee Show About The D.C. Ladies To Air This Summer!!!

The "much hyped" television show Blonde Charity Mafia, which will be like The Hills but about rich Georgetown socialites on Late Night Shots, will air this summer on the CW network. This needs to be liveblogged every week as...

And Furries Shall Walk the Streets

In a startling case of life imitating Blingee, several characters marched straight out of Wonkette's most recent photo contest and onto the streets of Georgetown last night. The fully furred Chewbacca and, uh, we actually aren't sure what...

‘Late Night Shots’ Founder To Open Frightening New Thing

Late Night Shots, the exclusive invitation-only social networking club for young Confederate boys and the girls they photograph urinating, in Georgetown, will now expand. In Georgetown. LNS founder Reed Landry is pairing up with some law school student named...

Terrifying Teevee Fireball Confuses City

Here is an image of the much-anticipated explosion on the Potomac River today that was filmed for some new teevee pilot. It was still confusing to D.C. residents even though they had been alerted beforehand, because why the fuck...

Ching Ching Cha: No Teabagging Here

Ching Ching Cha is a delightful little restaurant that provides several things rarely found in tandem in Georgetown: cheap food, healthy food, and peace and quiet.  Oh yes, and it also has loose leaf tea by the elephant ton. The...

Best Pizza and Beer in Georgetown (Really!)

Georgetown -- home of the cocktail-party-lovin' metro-hatin' DC elite -- is not the easiest neighborhood in which to relax. But Pizzeria Paradiso, winner of a gajillion best-of-DC awards, is a refuge. Pizzeria Paradiso has been around DC since 1991 and...

Georgetown Harrassed By Serial Cuddler

A full two thirds of the most recent Georgetown University Public Safety Reports have involved an unknown male entering someone's home and hovering in or around the resident's bed until being "asked" to leave. MPD has reported seven similar intrusions...

LNS To Host ‘Black People’-Themed Party!

Oh boy howdy here's a winner of a party from our special friends at Late Night Shots, the exclusive invite-only social networking club for glib Georgetown trust-funders whose hearts belong to the Confederacy. The members were recently inspired by...

Everyone In Georgetown Rapidly Dying From Death Disease

A fancy Georgetown University student has S.O.S.ed about a new plague in the school's rich fat cat neighborhood, far beyond the reach of the Metro: "A message from officials at Georgetown now confirms that the campus is just riddled...

What Is This Secret ‘DC Prep’ Trailer Thing?

Well. Here's a trailer for some sort of secret potential series about rich, preppy, well-connected young people in Washington. Aside from the YouTube title -- "DC PREP Trailer for Secret Television Series Coming Soon!" -- the Internet is not...

YOUR LATE NIGHT SHOTS PARTY WEEKEND SCHED, BRO: Pro-laxin', bro. "LNS will once again be taking its chartered bus out to Bayhawks Stadium for this Saturday's pro lacrosse matchup. The day starts at Rugby at 4, the luxury party...

Mark Penn Ruins Georgetown