Tag: georgetown

Hey Wonkerinos, sorry to be bringing you all these stories about rape and sexual abuse on an otherwise pleasant Thursday, but here's a thing: Rhode...

Hey ladies. How you doing? With your uncontrolled libidos, we bet you are slutting it up all over the place, so thank the Spirit...

Storms this weekend raged through the mid-Atlantic, and the Act of God (like another Act of God, the U.S. Constitution) left dozens dead. Still,...

Georgetown University employees found a piece of rope in the utility tunnels under campus this week, and everyone knows what you think when you...

Thursday, September 9: To all our Jewish Friends, a Happy New Year (or "Rosh Hashanah")!  One celebrates by eating apples and honey, but for...

The third installment of Wonkette's Ayn Rand journalism comic is here! Vomit along with Ayn, by catching up with our first and second installments...

If you have been checking the authors of posts on your Wonkette this week -- and you have, because writers know that everybody pays...

It is impossible to remember this now, but a couple of years ago DC was full of douche Republican youngsters with popped collars and...

So why did that dopey "Radar Online" website claim for a half-hour today that John Roberts was quitting the Supreme Court? Some first-year law...

The young princes of George Town College are furious that the school has decided to cancel their upcoming Presidents' Day holiday, to make up...

GEORGETOWN SOPHOMORE LOOKING FOR ASSISTANT: This sophomore also works in the financial services industry! So of course: "PA example tasks -Organize closet -make bed...

It was pretty useless and unnecessary for Barack Obama to go out of his way to give a major economics speech at one of...

Never has plain old bread and a cup of joe tasted so good. No wonder Le Pain Quotidien is so popular -- the food...

The "much hyped" television show Blonde Charity Mafia, which will be like The Hills but about rich Georgetown socialites on Late Night Shots, will...

In a startling case of life imitating Blingee, several characters marched straight out of Wonkette's most recent photo contest and onto the streets of...

Late Night Shots, the exclusive invitation-only social networking club for young Confederate boys and the girls they photograph urinating, in Georgetown, will now expand....

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