george zimmerman
Fox News Expert Explains Trayvon Martin Died Of ‘Street Attitude’ Plus Some Bullet Wounds
Here is former NYPD detective Harry Houck bringing his hard-boiled perspective to Fox News on Tuesday, serving up a generous helping of No-Nonsense Tough Talk in a panel discussion about the second day of jury selection in George Zimmerman’s trial. Harry Houck is NOT IMPRESSED by the likelihood that the prosecutor lady will talk about how [...]
Fox News George Zimmerman Lawsplainer: Stay Strapped Because You Never Know When Iced Tea Will Attack
We weren’t going to cover the jury selection in the trial of George Zimmerman, intrepid neighbor watch hero, because what is there to say except “yep, they’re selecting a jury” and maybe “dude, try a skinnier knot on your tie because your head is ENORMOUS.” Unlike Fox News, we clearly didn’t think through all possible [...]
George Zimmerman’s Defense Team: Just What This Guy Deserves
Man, George Zimmerman can’t catch a break. Remember that guy — the one who shot a kid for walking around his neighborhood with the wrong kind of Skittles, or something. Well, he apparently retained the World’s Worstest Lawyer. The whole plan of defense is that Trayvon Martin was the aggressor, and Mr. Zimmerman was only [...]
George Zimmerman Was Understandably Threatened By Trayvon Martin’s Cell Phone Picture Of A Gun
George Zimmerman’s attorneys have found the smoking gun, you guys. You see, it was totally warranted for their client to murder a 17-year-old boy, whom he’d been following, at night, and who then may have jumped him and kicked his ass while he was being followed by a strange man, because that boy once texted [...]
George Zimmerman’s Brother, Still Not A Racist, Says Tweets About Black Murderers Were About Danger Of Teens
Keep fucking that chicken, Robert Zimmerman Jr. After tweeting a whole bunch of super not racist stuff about how the boy who (allegedly) shot that lady’s baby* and Trayvon Martin were pretty much twins separated at birth, and also how black kids are always doing crimes, Zimmerman — the brother of George Zimmerman, who killed [...]
George Zimmerman’s Brother Not Really Helping
Sorry dudes, but if you don’t want to experience the beauty and cosmic joy that is George Zimmerman’s brother explaining Race Facts at you, just go ahead and wait for the next post. Still with us? Then you get to learn that Zimmerman’s brother, Robert Zimmerman Jr.*, is tweeting pictures of Trayvon Martin coupled with [...]
Poor George Zimmerman’s Wife Just Cannot Catch A Break
First George Zimmerman’s wife — uh, let’s see here, Shellie N. Zimmerman, 25 — marries George Zimmerman, who may, just may, be some sort of hyper-aggressive, rage-anoidal homicidal maniac. Then she has to go into hiding for a long time because the New Black Panther Party pretty much wants to murder everyone George Zimmerman has [...]
George Zimmerman’s View To A Pill
When Trayvon Martin was killed, it looked really bad for George Zimmerman until it was discovered that he was fighting the savage effects of a marijuana-fueled person of color. Little did Zimmerman know that the young man he was chasing was seeking weedemption for all of his terrorist pot smoking members who belong to a [...]
Nice Lt. Gov. Of Florida Knows Nothing About Trayvon Martin Case, But Thanks For Calling
Noted American humorist Dave Barry once remarked that the main jobs of a lieutenant governor are to wear a tie and call up the governor once a day to make sure he or she isn’t dead. And that was pretty funny … in the ’80s, when your Comics Curmudgeon was in junior high and loved [...]
Scott Walker Professes Love For Ted Nugent, People Who Protect Their Turf With Guns
Scott Walker, alleged man, has been having a great couple of weeks, to the delight of possibly Ted Nugent and we are not sure who else but they are out there somewhere. Walker attended the NRA camo/assassination party last week and now gracefully steps in it by declaring not only his love of Ted Nugent, [...]
Super Not Racist Zimmerman Family: AG Eric Holder Protecting New Black Panthers Because He Is Black
Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller has a SCOOP you guys! Someone in the Zimmerman family wrote a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder, explaining they are not racist and saying the only reason Eric Holder hasn’t arrested the New Black Panther Party is because Eric Holder is black, and all blacks are always sticking together and [...]
AP Swims Against Tide With ‘Good Neighbor’ Angle for George Zimmerman Story
Here is an interesting “nut graf” (JOURNALISM!) in a story from the AP about George Zimmerman, the fellow in Florida whom you may have heard (unless you watch FOX* or read Drudge) is claiming self-defense after shooting an unarmed teenage boy while muttering “fucking coons” under his breath. Now, suddenly, people are wondering if the [...]
Trayvon Martin Outrage Not at All About to Be Even More Combustible With Possible Slur on Audio
Well this is no one’s idea of fun, we hope. (Yes, we know there are “people” who’ve been waiting and praying for a good ol’ race war for decades — centuries? — but for the purposes of our sanity, are at the moment pretending they don’t exist.) “A listener reached out to me yesterday asking [...]
blog advertising is good for you
