Tag: george zimmerman

Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained,...

It is a day, which means somewhere in the recent past, or maybe right this second if he's awake, NRA board member Ted Nugent...

It's been way too long since we've had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man. Happily, he's back. There's just no more...

Coal. PAC Gold. Kentucky Crack. It's an interesting time for our some of our dirtiest corporate persons. Under attack from stupid Obama, limp-wristed yet...

We have to hand it ("it" being a flaming bag of dog poop) to Andrew Hallinan, the proprietor of Florida Gun Supply, who back...

Wonder why bad things happen to good people? We've been scanning the dregs of the wingnuttosphere since Roanoke TV journalists Alison Parker and Adam...

You have probably been wondering, ever since the horrible news broke yesterday, "Say! What does unemployable child-killer George Zimmerman think about the unspeakable killings of...

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot...

Florida, for all of its many demerits, has one thing going for it: Publix, a chain of truly excellent grocery stores that stretches throughout...

Florida, being a state with basement-level IQs (but no basements), does its fair share to compete in the Darwin Awards. And this week is...

Make some celebratory sounds, ladies, because we did it! We killed the patriarchy! We're getting so good at this, one day we might even...

Greetings, Wonketeers, from America’s Sam’s Cola, a state so strange and wondrous that all kinds of people are just dying to move here, and...

For the "Well, Of Course, It Had To Happen" files today, we learn the attorney for Matthew Apperson, the guy who shot at American...

WELL HELLO THERE, Wonketariat! It is Sunday, which means it's time for us to go to brunch and also gossip with you about the...

It's been a quiet week in the old deleted comments queue; we somehow managed not to trigger any long manifestos from wingnuts about sovereignty...

  Is there an image that better sums up Florida? No, there is not. The story behind this is quite sad — two young girls were...

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