Goddamnit, OF COURSE the first “residents” of Washington to get the pig AIDS are a couple of twats at the most expensive school in America, George Washington University. From the GW newspaper: “[Department of Health head Peter Pierre] Vigilance said that the cases have been sent the Centers for Disease Control for further testing. The two female students were infected because one student traveled to ‘an area of concern’ and then passed the virus to the other student, Vigilance said.” Thanks a lot, lesbians! [GW Hatchet]

NADER ANNOUNCING RUNNING MATE RIGHT NOW, AT PREPPY CRAP SCHOOL: Presidential candidate from Hell, Ralph Nader, is announcing his running mate RIGHT NOW at George Washington University in the District of Columbia. Will it be a black lady, a blind hobbit, or one of those dastardly wicket goblins? We’ll let you know which of these three he chooses.

UPDATE: It is this human, “San Francisco Supervisor and Board President” Matt Gonzalez, who is either white or Mexican, but not black, female, a hobbit or a wicket goblin, as of this hour. [Ralph Nader]

George Washington University is famous for its high-profile celebrity commencement speakers: Desmond Tutu, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Herman Wouk, William Rehnquist, Bill Cosby, Bob Dole and Sandra Day O’Conner are some of the big names that have entertained GW graduates. MORE »

* Apparently, the residents of Columbia Heights are determined to unleash a Cyclism of their own. [DCist]
* Look, fans of the GWU Colonials, there’s no reason to be down. All you have to do is make it to the second round and do the exact same thing your crosstown rivals did to bring all the talk of you being overrated to a crashing halt. Put your trust in Pops. [Colonial Hoops]
* As predicted, Democrats run away in chickenshit terror at the sight of Russ Feingold’s balls. [Washington Post]
* In case you were wondering why Wonkette’s hair wasn’t washed this morning. [Washington Post]

Yesterday, we were alerted to a suggestion made by law professor John Banzhaf to the students of American University — urging them to use the courts to yank ousted jackass Benjamin Ladner upside down by the heels and shake him down for the green he made off with by following the same tack that GWU students used against that sex-machine of yesteryear, Spiro Agnew. MORE »