Tag: george w. bush

Kid Rock Just Too Hilarious For Us Liberals To Understand!

Kid Rock is selling some VERY ORIGINAL shirts that call blue states 'Dumbfuckistan.' HA HA!

Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand

Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

LOL Kellyanne Conway, Numbers Is Hard!

Time for your morning update on Kellyanne Conway LOL U Suck.

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.
Not really the whole planet. Just the life on it. Know any?

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead :D

It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.

Barack Obama Has A Message About Hillary Clinton For YOU DUMB BOYS

LISTEN UP, MENFOLK OF AMERICA!

Even George W. Bush’s Favorite Torture Boy Thinks Donald Trump Is Like WHOA BAD CRAZY

JOHN YOO! Even JOHN YOO thinks Trump is unfit to be president.
lalala I can't hear you

Donald Trump Doesn’t Have To Concede. All He Has To Do Is Lose.

Donald Trump, according to everybody, challenged either a pillar or a cornerstone of American Democracy at Thursday's debate when he said he'd have to think over whether he'd agree that he lost if he loses. One way or the...

Gary Johnson Knows Learning Things Is A Gateway Drug To Knowing Things

This idiot does not give stoners a good name.

Oh Nothing, Just Another Member Of The Bush Family Schmoozing For Hillary Clinton

It's Barbara Bush! The one who hangs out with Dakota Fanning, not the one who's old.

Come Play Wonkette’s National Enquirer Debate Liveblog Drinking Game, And Die As Dead As Vince Foster!

YOU COME READ YOUR DEBATE LIVEBLOOG RIGHT THE HECK NOW!

Guy Who Taught GOP To Call Democrats ‘Sick Corrupt Liberal Traitors’ Very :( About Mean Election

Frank Luntz has had it with all this electoral 'poison.'
Fame and fortune except the fortune part.

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