george w. bush
Why Does The GOP Love Wasting Money On African Food Aid? A Wonksplainer!
Back by popular demand, I’m here to wonksplain how our stupid Congresspeople continue to legislate with the combined IQ of a Michelle Malkin and Glenn Beck love child. Today’s topic: International Food Aid! Or, why your tax monies is going to help poor Ethernopians in the most inefficient way possible. Put on your thinking caps [...]
Jimmy Carter Explains All The Awesome Things George W. Bush Did, After Jimmy Carter Asked Him To
First things first: Jimmy Carter is 88 years old. So who was the energetic youngster who just STOLED GEORGE W. BUSH’S LIBERRY CEREMONY? So Jimmy Carter* got up to make a nice speech about George W. Bush, because “civility.” He opened with fond memories of the stolen election of 2000, during which the crowd was [...]
Dana Perino Writes Gross Love Letter To Secret Boyfriend George W. Bush
Did you know that it is Let’s Pretend George W. Bush Was Teh Awesome Week? No? Neither did we, because we did not get that memo, and also, the way we remember it, he sucked harder than an industrial-strength Hoover — what with how he shredded the Constitution, did war to the wrong goddamn countries, [...]
Jennifer Rubin Makes Strong Case For Third Bush Term
Things we learned from Jennifer Rubin’s commentary in the Washingtonne Poste news-paper, this morning, about the former president George W. Bush, presented without comment. Only 53 percent of the American people disapprove of George W. Bush. That is almost not even a majority! “Unlike Obama’s tenure, there was no successful attack on the homeland after [...]
Who Is A Better Artist, George W. Bush or Jose Canseco?
Jose Canseco has been doing Art, you guys. The wise dragondragon above is titled “Donald Trump the Wise Dragondragon.”
National Tragedy Averted: George W. Bush Speaks, Likes Hisself Just Fine
George W. Bush came out of his spiderhole and saw his shadow, which means four more years of Great Depression. But did we learn anything from his rare interview with the Dallas Morning News? Sure! We learned lots of stuff about things! Wearing a light blue, open-collar shirt, Bush, 66, said repeatedly that he’s “comfortable” [...]
A Childrens’ Treasury Of People You Never Wanted To Think About Ever Again
Since this month marks the ten-year anniversary of the War to Soothe George W. Bush’s Daddy Issues, and because our blood pressure has not skyrocketed to the point where it blew out the cuff the nurse strapped around our arm at our last physical, your Wonkette thought it would be fun to take a look [...]
Greatest Living President Is Also Fantastic Painter
Haha, we tricked you! We stole the title of this post from the upstanding fellows at the Washington Free Beacon, who are fucking idiots. They are such fucking idiots that they think the paintings of the greatest living president (GEORGE W. BUSH OBVS) look like the work of Degas and Manet! No, they look like [...]
Creative Legal Thinker John Yoo: Not Deporting Children Is More Unconstitutional Than Crushing Their Balls
In these uncertain times, it is comforting to know some things never change. Like John Yoo, who you may remember as the author of the Torture Memos during the Bush Administration! Has he had a change of heart about helping the American government justify its use of torture on detainees captured in the course of [...]
Guess Who Is the Keynote Speaker at the Cayman Islands Alternative Investment Summit (Hint: It Is George W. Bush)
How NICE that Dubya can take some time off to get away from whatever the hell it is he does these days to address a bunch of Job Creators in a quiet room in the Cayman Islands. What is the Cayman Islands Investment Summit, you might be wondering? It is exactly what you think it [...]
Well-Regarded Mitt Romney Still Not Quite As Beloved As George W. Bush
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