george soros
Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known ‘Atheist’ George Soros!
The Tea Party is the absolute worst party in American history. It’s just like every sequel — the first one is totally awesome and brings about the creation of a new country, and the second one is Hangover 2. The Tea Party Nouveau is just like that! There is a fucking monkey and a Thai [...]
Fox Boss’s Gotcha Too ‘Ugly’ Even For Bill O’Reilly
Fox News head and living Cthulu Roger Ailes forwarded to all his underlings some crazy chain emails from the Fox Research department saying George Soros, as a 14-year-old Jew who had been hidden by a Christian family but did not have the grace to stay in the attic, was a total Nazi collaborator who ate [...]
Hooray, the Super Rich Have Totally Recovered From the Collapse!
Have you been worried that maybe the super rich global elite has been suffering since the economic meltdown began three years ago? Well thanks for worrying, but they are doing just fine. Sure, there was a bit of turbulence in their NetJets charter over some of the poorer parts of America and the larger world [...]
Evil Bolshevik Billionaire George Soros Donates Millions To Marijuana Hippies
Remember when George Soros gave a million dollars to Media Matters and bragged about it? Well now he is funneling millions of dollars to California marijuana smokers. How does this man sleep at night? He doesn’t, because he is a Communist Vampire who kidnaps children and then forces them to eat pot brownies: A Sept. [...]
Socialist Billionaire George Soros Refuses To Finance Every Democrat
George Soros claims that he cares about progressive issues, like wealth redistribution and recycling dead people to make new, eco-friendly “hemp people” (and then aborting these hemp creatures, before they become actual people). George Soros is a fraud and a liar: Mr. Soros, a champion of liberal causes, has been directing his money to groups [...]
WAR-ring Tea Party Patriots Ask for Handouts
The Tea Party Patriots have been super-busy lately, emailing about some “WAR” they’re fighting against George Soros and the Obamunists and also traveling to all of Glenn Beck’s Miracle Parties. Participating in these fun activities isn’t free, so the Patriots have been e-soliciting for donations, free lodging, and other goods and services (“private sector welfare”) [...]
Shadow Army Of Liberal Nerds Will Destroy America!
Are you FRIGHTENED yet, citizens? Abraham Lincoln would not have cared for this at all, these sinister libtards “working in the shadows” of the publicly available Internet. Abraham Lincoln would be crying like an eagle. [via Matt Yglesias]
Shocking Study Suggests Bush & Cheney Sorta Lied About Iraq!
George Soros Buys 2 Million Shares of Halliburton
NRA’s Secret Graphic Novel Revealed!
Gossip Roundup: Tom Delay Drunk Dials?
Remainders: Fake It If You Got It!
Update: Men at Media Matters Still Total Fucking Slobs
Daily Briefing: Political Hot Potato
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