Among the Bushes, Jeb is known as “the smart one with the Mexican wife and the hot son and the pillhead daughter.” He had dibs on the presidency, but then George stepped in first, and now Jeb Bush is just the former governor of a state full of alligators and Truck Nutz addicts. But now he says he might run for the Florida Senate seat that Mel Martinez will vacate in 2010. The Bushes, like the Clintons, will never ever leave politics, ever. [Politico]

In what COULD MEAN SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush’s son, Jeb Bush Jr., has joined the Giuliani team in Florida, according to a release from 9/11’s campaign. He will become chairman of “Florida Young Professionals for Rudy,” which we assume to be much smaller than “Florida Elderly Jewish Lawyers and Retired New York City Middle-Managers for Rudy.” MORE »

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