OK, college kids, we know that you immediately will believe anything that a dumb Internet message tells you, but this e-mail from George Mason University’s “Provost” is, in fact, a hoax sent by racist hackers trying to stop the black guy from winning Virginia. So go out and vote as planned, it won’t take long, and then you can continue to play your Britney Spears Xbox games on the Wii.

As our story told in pictures last night, we went to a Bill Clinton rally at Virginia’s George Mason University last night, and the young ladies in the crowd were v.v. enthusiastic. But what is Bill Clinton’s infinitely long stump speech like? Does he drop the n-word? WHO KNOWS? A liveblog of his speech, after the jump. MORE »

EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY FOR BILL THE PRESIDENT CLINTON HERE AT GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY. Either that, or Wonkette’s camera is terrible. Although this has various artistic qualities, no? Either way, there’s a clearer photo after the jump. And later, some “comments” on the Clinton event, as opposed to more disgraceful photos (although we will have more of those as well). MORE »

Virginia’s George Mason University is all abuzz this week with rumors about a new secret society called “The 17.” (Their name, we assume, comes from the answer to the question “How many GMU douchebags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”) They have been sabotaging the campus with chalk vandalism, e-mail spam and ambiguous haikus. They are also seeking to enrich uranium to nuke student apathy. MORE »

George Mason University’s Office of Alcohol, Drug, and Health Education sent this touching email to students and staff on Tuesday: MORE »