We do not where several tipsters first heard about this website for “George Hutchins,” a crazy person supposedly running for a North Carolina congressional seat in 2010, but it is very pretty to be sure. Before loading the page, know that you will have a mere 10 seconds to explore the site before your eyes start cursing at you and eventually melt. We recommend using your limited time to try to make sense of his Sir Walter Raleigh obsession. What is he trying to say? [George Hutchins for U.S. Congress 2010]