• May 27, 2012

george clooney

Your Wonkette was worried when LAObserved noted that yet another Obamajam was expected tomorrow (Thursday), just in time to disrupt traffic to the Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup just so he can go hang out with George Clooney. GODDAMN HIM!!! So we did what any self-respecting #WARBLOG would do, and emailed the nice campaign person [...]

Sorry, George Clooney, you will have to spell this one out. These are entertainment reporters, guy. Clooney’s idealistic presidential candidate, Pennsylvania Gov. Mike Morris, has a straightforward platform: He’s nonreligious but defends the freedom of religion. He also opposes the death penalty and wants to phase out internal combustion engines to reduce American dependence on [...]

How much do we love teevee’s crying nut Glenn Beck? Not at all, even though he’s the most popular nut on Fox News’ afternoon nut house. But unemployed 58-year-old white Americans who should love the hysterical pig-eyed blob may be turning against him, because of his rampant liberalism. This is beloved online newspaper World Net [...]

Wow, judging from this photograph alone, St. Louis looks awesome. Dedicated legal journalist “Allison” writes: “Obama confidante and gorgeous Darfur lover George Clooney was just spotted in St. Louis. Filming started today here on his new movie, Up in the Air (otherwise known as George Clooney stalks around airports in bland, featureless cities like St. [...]

George Clooney a Commie?

by John Clarke Jr.  12:59 pm November 1, 2007