Tag: george allen

Hey, all you-all, let's all point and laugh at this crybaby loser dick-mold Jim Webb boo-hooing all over himself because he losered the Democratic...

"George Allen" is one of the names inscribed in gilded letters in Wonkette's Book of Legends. For those of you too young to remember,...

Past and future failed Senate candidate George Allen held a Facebook town-hall with Virginia shut-ins and others who could not click the "X" button...

Used condom George "Macaca" Allen has given humanity so many reasons to find him revolting that he is of course currently leading the pack...

Oh for fuck's sake. Does George Allen think the problem with his last Senate race is he didn't say "Macaca" enough? Well, he's starting...

Today was probably our last day at CPAC, an awful concentration camp of concentrated awfulness. But every winding Ron Paul book-signing line has to...

Brave Macaca hero Jim Webb has bravely decided to give up even trying to run for re-election to the U.S. Senate against half-witted football...

Hours before George Allen announced his return to politics in Virginia, the insane football-cradling horse-riding racist was apparently back to his foul old tricks....

Still bummed out over America's comedic loss of Christine O'Donnell? Relax! There's always another Top Tier Clown that will emerge to provide the laughs...

Virginia's George Allen may be the most brilliant legislator to ever play with a football on the Senate floor, but unfortunately, he also likes...

George Allen, remember all the fun we had with that guy? Remember when he found out his mother was secretly Jewish and then...

THE ONE MAN WHOSE OPINION COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING: "In a conference call with reporters today organized by the Republican Party of Virginia, Allen...

Likely GOP nominee for president in 2008 and self-loathing Virginian Jew George Allen has landed hisself a fancy book deal, following in the footsteps...

Hmm, yeah, why *didn't* Barack Obama pick George Allen instead, since racism seems to be the soup o' the day? No person in history...

Remember hilarious football-holding horse-riding racist dildo George Allen? He was supposed to be the "new Ronald Reagan," but the Daily Kos or whatever videotaped...

Today marks the two-year anniversary of The Macaca Incident, in which Virginia Republican Sen. George Allen, a then-likely 2008 presidential nominee, called a Jim...

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