Gennifer Flowers And Paula Jones Create Glorious Sex Website
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Here’s the new Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones website, “Two Chicks Chatting,” where they’re selling videos of their conversations for $1.99 apiece. They accept credit card and PayPal. Among the videos available for purchase: “Paula and the President’s Penis,” “Gennifer’s Story and the Presidential Penis,” and, simply, “Paula and Gennifer Chatting.” Oh boy — and look at those outfits! Latest intelligence still suggests that this is not a hoax. [Two Chicks Chatting]
Gennifer Flowers wishes to contribute to American political history in more than just orgasms. This is why she will auction recordings of orgasms she had over the phone with Bill Clinton in 1992. According to her publicist — because Gennifer Flowers has a publicist — the phone chats have “already received a great deal of interest in this project from collectors from all over the world.” Among the interested bidders are every Republican political consultant on earth and every Clinton loyalist in… well, wherever they hide. 
We always knew somehow Gennifer Flowers would parlay her hump-and-tell moment in the sun into something really great, like being a lounge singer in Las Vegas. Which she did. But now she’s apparently gone totally of the rez. Bill Clinton’s one-time inamorata is thinking of supporting Hillary Clinton. “I can’t help but want to support my own gender, and she’s as experienced as any of the others — except maybe Joe Biden.”