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We Genocided The Indians And Enslaved The Slaves So Man-Child Could Live With Parents And Whine About Voting

Happy Columbus Day, Merkins! Are you so grateful to be a citizen of the US-of-A on this, the day we commemorate how we came over and righteously kicked some Injun ass? How about if you knew we had given our righteous ass-kickings so terrible man-children could live in their parents’ garage apartments, decline full time jobs teaching in their fields, take long meandering drives to nowhere, and then whine about how hard it is to choose between Miffed Romney and B. Barry Bamz, because Mr. Bamz has yet to bring them their own personal ponies? USA! USA! Wonkers, meet the most punchable man in America. Read more on We Genocided The Indians And Enslaved The Slaves So Man-Child Could Live With Parents And Whine About Voting…