Tag: general mills

18 kids and the rapey one

TLC Pulls Gross Duggars Off The Air Because Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Wanted Equal Molesting Time

It would seem that TLC, which revels in taking weird, fucked up people and making them teevee stars, isn't too keen on sex criming kids. They cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo after it was revealed that the show's matriarch,...

Lucky Charms Totally Gonna Make Everyone Gay All Over Again This Year

It's Pride Month, which means that it is time for us to talk yet again about how General Mills cereals are super duper gay. In 2012, we had some real heroes protest General Mills's headquarters because they did not...

You Can No Longer Sue General Mills Even If They Serve You A Big Bowl Of E Coli

Here at Wonk we've been a fan of Cheerios-pushing cereal maker General Mills, both because Cheerios are fucking great and because they love the gays. But we are not really into their latest thing, which is basically telling people...

WND Has Hissy Fit Over Gay Marshmallow Rainbows In Crappy Leprechaun Cereal

Well here's a fun story where we can enjoy saying the hell with just about everybody, yay! On the one hand, you've got General Mills, a soulless megacorporation that is, OK, slightly less awful than many, because gay-friendly policies and...

What Are Humble Followers Of Jesus Burning To The Ground Today?

A portly neckbearded gentleman with a pink shirt and a blowtorch sets fire to a box of Honey Nut Cheerios to show General Mills that he does not care for its gay-friendly policies. It does not go quite as...

Hero Minnesotans Protest General Mills For Hating Straight Marriage, Call For Death To Gays

These nice protesters went to Betty Crocker Drive in Golden Valley, Minnesota, to throw all their Wheaties and Cheerios and Bisquick and Gogurt and Hamburger Helper and Pillsbury Crescent Rolls and Gold Medal flour and La Saltena spaghetti right...

Free Cereal Money Abandoned Downtown

Wonkette trash-eating operative "Jeff" sends this curious lunch-break picture and writes, "It's a $25,000 check from General Mills to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute sitting a garbage can on 17th and K Streets." This "Jeff" STUPIDLY did not...