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Good Christian Housewives Declare War On Miss Piggy The Whore

It's been a while since yr Wonkette has checked in with the "One Million Moms" group (77,000 Facebook fans and counting!), and its fearless leader, the halfwit Never-Nude Monica Cole. Hi, Monica! If you don't remember, "One Million Moms" is...

Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs

What are the three moms of One Million Moms yipping about today? Oh, just that Geico is trying to turn your little darlings into pig-fuckers, that is all, no big deal. The moms behind such classic press releases as...

Donald Trump’s Next Issue: Getting Geico Ads He Hates Off the Air

Now that Donald Trump has declared victory on President Obama's birth certificate he can return to the REAL issue of his campaign, which, according to this video blog from his desk a month ago, is that an actor in...

GEICO Voice Dropped After Simply Asking FreedomWorks A Question About Their Retards

We had not heard about this! Has "other we" (Ken Layne) brought it up? Not enough time to look through the archives, COPY-PASTE: "Actor Lance Baxter, otherwise known as 'D.C. Douglas,' currently known as the man who informs you...