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  some pig

Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs

What are the three moms of One Million Moms yipping about today? Oh, just that Geico is trying to turn your little darlings into pig-fuckers, that is all, no big deal. The moms behind such classic press releases as “How to declare victory over Ellen Degeneres in three easy steps” and “I kissed a girl (and I didn’t like it)” have some thoughts on why you should not let your children fuck pigs, and neither trichinosis nor pig-fucking’s obvious unkosherness seems to make the cut. Read more on Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs…
  the frontrunner preaches

Donald Trump’s Next Issue: Getting Geico Ads He Hates Off the Air

Now that Donald Trump has declared victory on President Obama’s birth certificate he can return to the REAL issue of his campaign, which, according to this video blog from his desk a month ago, is that an actor in television advertisements for Geico should not be in those advertisements. Look, Trump likes the talking lizard guy. He can respect that. But what America does not need is a man who makes old white businessmen seem out of touch (HMM), so Trump is going to fix this, with politics. GET RID OF THAT GEICO AD, CONGRESS. Read more on Donald Trump’s Next Issue: Getting Geico Ads He Hates Off the Air…
  tyranny!

GEICO Voice Dropped After Simply Asking FreedomWorks A Question About Their Retards

We had not heard about this! Has “other we” (Ken Layne) brought it up? Not enough time to look through the archives, COPY-PASTE: “Actor Lance Baxter, otherwise known as ‘D.C. Douglas,’ currently known as the man who informs you how much Geico can save you on car insurance, left a message last month with FreedomWorks in which he asked the group how many ‘mentally retarded’ people it had on staff and what it would do when a tea partyer ‘killed someone.'” Read more on GEICO Voice Dropped After Simply Asking FreedomWorks A Question About Their Retards…