Tag: Gays in the Military

Congress Surrenders U.S. Army To Known Homosexual, Thanks Obama!

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but that Republican Sen. Pat Roberts, a dickhead, was being a dickhead about letting him be...
Hooray, an actual witch hunt!

Hindu Witch Lady Terrorizes Innocent Christians At Air Force Dental Clinic

  As we all know, the United States military is an all-evangelical Christian fighting force that's been under attack as of late, mostly by the homosexuals and the transgenders being allowed to do their gay-gender diddles in foxholes next to...
Would you believe it's a towel ad from 1944?

Louie Gohmert: Why Is Obama Forcing Troops To Gay Massage Each Other?

Texas congressmollusk Louie Gohmert, that irrepressible imp, has been giving a lot of thought to Our Troops and how Barack Obama is trying to kill them all by making them fight the Ebolese Liberation Army. On some strange Christian radio...

Wonkette Salutes Tammy S. Smith, US America’s First Openly Gay General

A round of applause, everyone! For the first time since the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," the US Army has promoted an openly gay soldier to the rank of General. Tammy S. Smith was promoted from Colonel to...

New Rick Perry Ad Warns Obama Letting Gays Rob Children of Christmas

Only a genius with an IQ of 500 like Rick Perry could finally fit the puzzle pieces together in what can be called the great Da Vinci Code riddle of our time: why did Barack Obama really want to...

‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Repeal Goes Into Effect, Apparently?

Wait, what? It finally happened? "Don't Ask Don't Tell" is officially over today and is now and forever just one of America's most cherished, tender Clinton-era memories (right up there with the Monica Lewinsky scandal and Robert Rubin's banking...

First Lady Michelle Obama Helps All the Straight Military Families

Performing a nationwide genocide of American fat children can get tiring after a while, because there are just so many of them, and so many things keeping them alive. With this in mind, our FLOTUS has taken a break...

Good News For Gays Who Like Fighting In Wars

Hey, it looks like Obama and the Democratic Congress are finally going to get around to repealing don't ask, don't tell, just weeks before the midterm election returns a 100 percent Republican Congress that would never ever agree to...