Gays in the Military
Wonkette Salutes Tammy S. Smith, US America’s First Openly Gay General
A round of applause, everyone! For the first time since the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the US Army has promoted an openly gay soldier to the rank of General. Tammy S. Smith was promoted from Colonel to Brigadier General last Friday in a ceremony in Washington D.C.; her wife, Tracey Hepner, affixed Smith’s [...]
New Rick Perry Ad Warns Obama Letting Gays Rob Children of Christmas
Only a genius with an IQ of 500 like Rick Perry could finally fit the puzzle pieces together in what can be called the great Da Vinci Code riddle of our time: why did Barack Obama really want to allow gays to openly serve in the military? So that “our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas” [...]
‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Repeal Goes Into Effect, Apparently?
Wait, what? It finally happened? “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” is officially over today and is now and forever just one of America’s most cherished, tender Clinton-era memories (right up there with the Monica Lewinsky scandal and Robert Rubin’s banking deregulation spree). Yep, today! Started at midnight! You’d have hardly noticed — where is the screaming? [...]
First Lady Michelle Obama Helps All the Straight Military Families
Performing a nationwide genocide of American fat children can get tiring after a while, because there are just so many of them, and so many things keeping them alive. With this in mind, our FLOTUS has taken a break from broccoli-boarding 4th graders to focus on something equally depressing: the struggles of military families! This [...]
Good News For Gays Who Like Fighting In Wars
Hey, it looks like Obama and the Democratic Congress are finally going to get around to repealing don’t ask, don’t tell, just weeks before the midterm election returns a 100 percent Republican Congress that would never ever agree to such a thing. What convoluted legislative shenanigans have these man-loving and/or sapphic warmongers come up with [...]
Someone Needs a Cold Shower, New Underwear
Wonkette Asks, Tells on Army Medic
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell? More Like, Don’t Pay Attention.
Rumors On The Internets: The Admirals Orientation Booklet Musclebound Specimen Said
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, DON’T Blog It On MySpace
Uh-Oh, Here Comes the Sodomy Squadron
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