• Jeb Bush, talking hurricane relief and support, proves to be a less-than-traditional conservative: “If Wal-Mart can do it, why can’t the government?” That’s like digging up Barry Goldwater in order to kill him again! [MOAR WORDS!
We tried very hard to come up with a way to mock the “50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill” without singling any individuals, mostly because we don’t want anyone to get a book deal out of this. Of course, other people have no such hesitation. Thank God.