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  the eleventh plague

Bradlee Dean: Gay Marriage Results In Plague Of Rocks, Rabies

Since you read Wonkette, you are probably a ghey or a ghey-lover, so you probably reacted with a range of emotions from “cool” to “ABOUT FUCKING TIME HELL YEAH” to the news that Minnesota’s gone gay all of a sudden. What you probably did not do is gnash your teeth and rend your garments about how God will strike errrebody down for the having the married buttsecks or not caring if anyone else has the married buttsecks. No worries, though, because Wonkette’s best friend Bradlee Dean has that freakout covered: Read more on Bradlee Dean: Gay Marriage Results In Plague Of Rocks, Rabies…
  how is babby formed?

Mitt Romney Does Not Care What You Tell Your Stupid Gaybies

Here is a fun fact about gay people that Mitt Romney learned courtesy of a group of hero gay rights activists: gay people have families! YES, actual families. But wait, you might be thinking, how is it possible that Mitt Romney had gone his whole life not knowing where gay babies come from? Is he originally from Iran, where there are no gay people? No, of course he is not from Iran, so what could possibly explain the fact that he actually said “I didn’t know you had families,” to a group of gay rights activists? And can this same explanation also help us better contextualize all the other horrible things he said to those gay right activists during that meeting? Read more on Mitt Romney Does Not Care What You Tell Your Stupid Gaybies…