Virginia Lieutenant Governor Not Happy With ‘Dildo Bingo’ Literature
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
“A campaign official for the Virginia Lieutenant Governor cancelled an order for 150 guidebooks to entertainment in Minneapolis-St. Paul after discovering they included a 6-8 page section for gay and lesbian nightclubs. …[The publisher's] website features information and listings for an array of nightlife activities for gays and lesbians in the Minneapolis area, including ‘queer speed dating,’ trivia night, and dildo bingo.” Aww, now the Lieutenant Governor will have to play dildo bingo by himself. Jesus never meant for this. [ABC News]
“A campaign official for the Virginia Lieutenant Governor cancelled an order for 150 guidebooks to entertainment in Minneapolis-St. Paul after discovering they included a 6-8 page section for gay and lesbian nightclubs. …[The publisher's] website features information and listings for an array of nightlife activities for gays and lesbians in the Minneapolis area, including ‘queer speed dating,’ trivia night, and dildo bingo.” Aww, now the Lieutenant Governor will have to play dildo bingo by himself. Jesus never meant for this. [ABC News]









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