Tag: gay republicans

Breitbart’s Milo Rallies All The Gays To Trump, By Burning Rainbow Flag

Fatuous sparkleturd and Breitbart scribe Milo Yiannopoulos is hoping that his new video, featuring a burning rainbow flag, will convince LGBTQ Americans to VOTE TRUMP.

Is This Barack Obama’s Giant Boner? Sure, Why Not

Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.

Gay Hatin’ Mayor Caught Playing Strip Poker With Underage Boys, Because Of Course He Was

Stockton Republican Mayor Anthony Silva accused of recording teen playing strip poker with him at the camp he worked at.
Is this album cover Sen. Inhofe's imaginary friends?

Could All Sen. Jim Inhofe’s ‘Gay Friends’ Please See Wonkette After Class?

Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe is right horrified about the Supreme Court cramming his throat with gay marriage, but you know who ELSE is pissed? All of Inhofe's gay friends! ALL OF THEM: “I’ve been disappointed, and I was not surprised....

Anti-Gay North Dakota State Rep Caught Sending Dick Pics On The Grindr, Surprise LOL

America, meet your newest closet case anti-gay Republican lawmaker! He's a North Dakota state representative, and he is not in the closet anymore, due to the fact that he's been outed for voting against SB 2279, a routine bill designed...

Rich Gay Republicans Very Sorry For Not Knowing Ted Cruz Is An A-Hole

Last week we learned that while Ted Cruz is very No Homo, he's quite curious about experimenting with gay bucks. Which is why he attended a Manhattan soirée hosted by (in)famous hotelier businessgays Ian Reisner and Mati Weiderpass, to mention that some...

Attorney For Pat Robertson’s Anti-Gay Legal Outfit Fired For Alleged Wide Stance With (Possibly) Under-Age Boys

Oh look, a poorly produced video about some guy named “Jim,” a.k.a “our bitch who got us drunk.” (No, not Jim Newell, although we will make him our bitch and let him get us drunk if he asks nicely.)...

Right-Wing Anti-Mexican Arizona Sheriff Has Gay Mexican Lover

Here is the hot American president's day news for those of you who didn't spend the weekend searching for "gay wingnut arizona sheriff tries to deport gay mexican lover" on Ask Jeeves: Beloved right-wing anti-Mexican Arizona sheriff Paul Babeu...

Michele Bachmann Leaves ‘Gay Marcus’ Out of Family Xmas Video

Oh look, Michele Bachmann doesn't even know the names of the random "children" she assembled to make this dumb Christmas video to remind everyone that her gay husband Marcus is so gay that he's not even allowed in the...

Indiana GOP Lawmaker Trolls Craigslist Ads For… (You Can Guess)

Indiana state Rep. Phillip Hinkle has never read the news, or the Internet, or the writing on the wall that overwhelmingly suggests, "If you are a Republican lawmaker picking up gay hookers on Craigslist, you will be caught, naked...

Fox News Refuses to Let Gay Candidate Join Iowa Presidential Debate

There is some other GOP presidential candidate we never actually even heard of named Fred Karger, but he is according to some poll tied with Tim Pawlenty, which feels about right. Karger is also one of the vanishingly rare...

Gay Republicans Go Off Message, Embrace Camp

We know that it's not easy being a gay Republican! We can ignore the fact that the Republican Party, as a policy, would rather that gays not exist, or that, if they do exist, their emotional attachments not...

Oh Good, Because It Was Getting To Be Weird That Bo Obama Hadn’t Nabbed A Book Deal Yet

48% of Americans and 0% of Lipton executives feel that American taxes are just fine they way they are. There's a new book in the works called Bo, America's Commander-in-Leash. Meghan McCain is not at all involved in...