Tag: gay penguins

Science: Gay Hooligan Penguins Rape Dead Lady Penguins

We are sorry, but we now must apologize for every time we laughed at One Million Moms and the American Family Association and every mean old preacher and 14-year-old shock jock who has ever called for queers to get...

Why Are These Dastardly Spaniards Turning These Poor Penguins Gay?

Madrid, Spain, is the location for all those disgusting Pedro Almodovar movies about nuns and transvestites and nun-transvestites, and pregnant nuns caring for junkie transvestites. So it it any wonder that in Godless Madrid, zookeepers are turning poor penguins...

‘Banned Book Week’ Is Wingnut Cue To Panic Over Gay Penguin Sex

It is "Banned Books Week," which for the uninitiated is a transparently lame code name for the annual barrage of homosexual propaganda orchestrated by the secret cabal of American librarians for the purposes of introducing unsuspecting third graders into...

Gay Penguin Couple Rent Asunder By Hussy

And this is why gay marriage will never work: "Silo and Roy, two male chinstrap penguins native to the South Atlantic, made headlines six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship. ... That all ended...

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