gay penguins
Science: Gay Hooligan Penguins Rape Dead Lady Penguins
We are sorry, but we now must apologize for every time we laughed at One Million Moms and the American Family Association and every mean old preacher and 14-year-old shock jock who has ever called for queers to get dumped into concentration camps. It turns out gay penguins love nothing more than to rape dead [...]
Why Are These Dastardly Spaniards Turning These Poor Penguins Gay?
Madrid, Spain, is the location for all those disgusting Pedro Almodovar movies about nuns and transvestites and nun-transvestites, and pregnant nuns caring for junkie transvestites. So it it any wonder that in Godless Madrid, zookeepers are turning poor penguins gay? They are even endangering unborn penguins by letting them be hatched and adopted by homosexual* [...]
‘Banned Book Week’ Is Wingnut Cue To Panic Over Gay Penguin Sex
It is “Banned Books Week,” which for the uninitiated is a transparently lame code name for the annual barrage of homosexual propaganda orchestrated by the secret cabal of American librarians for the purposes of introducing unsuspecting third graders into the “gay lifestyle” of literacy and free speech. This is true! The freedom fighters at WorldNetDaily [...]
Gay Penguin Couple Rent Asunder By Hussy
And this is why gay marriage will never work: “Silo and Roy, two male chinstrap penguins native to the South Atlantic, made [New York] headlines six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship. … That all ended when Scrappy, a single female newly arrived from SeaWorld in San Diego, caught Silo’s eye. [...]
Brokeback Glacier: March of the Gay Penguins Goes On
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