Tag: gay marriage

Old Handsome Joe Biden Makes Gay Weddings Great Again

Click this, it will make you experience JOY.

Cleveland’s Big, Gay Trumpkin Party Will Be Full Of Hate, Hair, And Pamela Geller

Dead Breitbart's fabulous Trumpkin poster child for lady hating, Milo Yiannopoulos, will be using Cleveland to gather a cadre of D-List Bond villains to remind the world that they're here, they're queer, and they have enough white power to...

Is This Lunatic Gay Loving Baby Killer Donald Trump’s VEEP? No, Not Newt Gingrich

Donald Trump's vice presidential contenders are all the hell over the place. He's considering everyone from that Cookie Puss, Chris Christie, to his daughter Ivanka maybe, now that his "short-list" of candidates has told him they didn't want things...
Whatever. This is just a minor setback

Demons (Probably From Gay Animals) Drive Total Kook Gordon Klingenschmitt From Colorado Statehouse

Colorado god-botherer Gordon Klingenschmitt, one of our favorite rightwing loons, lost his primary bid for the state Senate. Whatever will he do now? Probably keep being a hateful douche.

Federal Judge Gives Mississippi Clerks And Bigots A Real Bad Week

Sometimes, when there is a ton of news about a couple-a big things, news about other things gets swept under the rug and we miss it! But in addition to the other awesome judicial news we got on Monday --...

Anderson Cooper Still Ain’t Got No Time For Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi’s Bullsh*t

Girl. GIRL. Anderson Cooper is not done using you as a mop to wipe up this floor.

Anderson Cooper Tells Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi To Sit Her Ass Down

Why does Anderson have to keep pointing out Pam Bondi's past anti-gay bigotry, NO FAIR!
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Gordon Klingenschmitt Found Himself An Interracial Couple To Say Gay Marriage Is Yucky

Gordon Klingenschmitt, elected official, has some lunatics for you. Enjoy!

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Chief Justice Reckons He Could Use Some Civil Rights Right About Now

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?

Louie Gohmert Pretty Sure Space-Queers Wouldn’t Be Very Good At Saving Humanity

Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!

Sen. James Inhofe Wishes Transgender Folk Would Stop Peeing All Over His Neck

The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.

Crazy Christian Lady Sick And Tired Of Satan Raping Her Babies At Target

Y'all, this transgender bathroom business MIGHT be starting to get a little bit ridiculous.

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Suspended For ‘Bad At Law.’ Here Is A Sexxx Song About Him!

Judy Rogers is your new favorite contemporary Christian artist. Also, Roy Moore got suspended for telling the Supreme Court it's not the boss of him. (It is.)

Jehovah’s Witnesses Will Learn You How To Be The Cutest Lil’ Homophobe EVER

Are you a big fan of Pixar who struggles daily to communicate your homophobic values to your cartoon children? The Jehovah's Witnesses have a solution for you. Do you get squicked out when you find out your daughter's friend...

Something Good Happened For Gays In Mississippi, Even Though That Is UNPOSSIBLE

Y'all listen up, for we actually have a #NiceTime involving gaywad-sexuals what live in Mississippi! We mentioned when we reported on the state's horrific, most-insane-in-the-nation "religious freedom" bill, that a mean federal judge had just ruled that it is not...

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Wishes Godless Gaywads Would Stop Pickin’ On Him

Roy Moore, chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is a magnificent buffoon. You 'member him. He's the justice who's been standing in the courthouse door, trying to block the big gay U.S. Supreme Court from throatcramming his precious Alabammy...