Tag: gay marriage

These Wonderful Old Lesbians Will Beat Your Ass If You Don’t Vote For Hillary Clinton

Meet Lennie Gerber and Pearl Berlin! They are THE BEST.

Lady With Boner About College Paper Sex Column For Montana Supreme Court!

Should I vote for Kristen Juras? Do I hate gay marriage and sex? Then probably yes!

BREAKING! Gay-Hatin’ Kentucky Judge And His Wife Are *Not* Banging Their Houseboy, Nosario

Judge Tim Philpot says gay marriage is just like jumbo shrimp and magnificent chihuahuas. THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN REAL!
Sorry not sorry, Kentucky

Jesus-Loving Calligraphy Bigots Ordered To Make Wedding Invitations For Gross Gaywads

This is just like getting eated by lions probably.
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
OK not ALL the little children, according to Republicans.

Texas A-Hole Judge Makes Sure America’s Transgender Kids Treated Like Filth, The Way Jesus Intended

The judge has issued a nationwide injunction against Obama's guidelines on How To Be Nice To Trans Kids.

God Must Have Forgot To Tell Tony Perkins To Build An Ark For Latest Great Flood

Leading religious right bigot loses home in Baton Rouge flooding, and you know what? We are very sorry that happened.
He seems nice

Minnesota GOP Congressional Nominee Has Fun, Creative Views On Women, Slavery, Everything

Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.

Washington Post Says Trump Teaching GOP To Love The Gays, LOL Shut Up, Washington Post

How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week!

Gay-Hatin’ Alabama Judge Suspended, Just For Facebooking His Penis To Some Lady

Stop us if you've heard this one before!

Old Handsome Joe Biden Makes Gay Weddings Great Again

Click this, it will make you experience JOY.

Cleveland’s Big, Gay Trumpkin Party Will Be Full Of Hate, Hair, And Pamela Geller

Dead Breitbart's fabulous Trumpkin poster child for lady hating, Milo Yiannopoulos, will be using Cleveland to gather a cadre of D-List Bond villains to remind the world that they're here, they're queer, and they have enough white power to...

Is This Lunatic Gay Loving Baby Killer Donald Trump’s VEEP? No, Not Newt Gingrich

Donald Trump's vice presidential contenders are all the hell over the place. He's considering everyone from that Cookie Puss, Chris Christie, to his daughter Ivanka maybe, now that his "short-list" of candidates has told him they didn't want things...
Whatever. This is just a minor setback

Demons (Probably From Gay Animals) Drive Total Kook Gordon Klingenschmitt From Colorado Statehouse

Colorado god-botherer Gordon Klingenschmitt, one of our favorite rightwing loons, lost his primary bid for the state Senate. Whatever will he do now? Probably keep being a hateful douche.

Federal Judge Gives Mississippi Clerks And Bigots A Real Bad Week

Sometimes, when there is a ton of news about a couple-a big things, news about other things gets swept under the rug and we miss it! But in addition to the other awesome judicial news we got on Monday --...

Anderson Cooper Still Ain’t Got No Time For Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi’s Bullsh*t

Girl. GIRL. Anderson Cooper is not done using you as a mop to wipe up this floor.