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Rejoice, Wonkers! Demon-Obsessed Preacher Guy Gordon ‘Dr. Chaps’ Klingenschmitt Running For Colorado Legislature

In what we can only interpret as a personal gift to Yr Wonkette, former Navy chaplain Gordon "Dr. Chaps" Klingenschmitt announced Tuesday that he's running for the Colorado House. Strangely, his announcement video didn't mention his favorite explanation for...

Why Won’t The Navy Let This Former Chaplain Explain: Evil Spirits From Homos Make Animals Gay

Why did the Navy can this dude, er, Gordon J. Klingenschmitt, just for praying in Jesus's name? (Oh right, because it didn't.) But that has not stopped Gordon J. Klingenschmitt from having some opinions on the persecution of Christians...