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  he's no michele bachmann but he'll do

Rejoice, Wonkers! Demon-Obsessed Preacher Guy Gordon ‘Dr. Chaps’ Klingenschmitt Running For Colorado Legislature

In what we can only interpret as a personal gift to Yr Wonkette, former Navy chaplain Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt announced Tuesday that he’s running for the Colorado House. Strangely, his announcement video didn’t mention his favorite explanation for how the world works: Demons. He has diagnosed Barack Obama as possessed by the hell-spawned spirits, and also explained that demons are responsible for making animals gay. He also believes Obamacare causes cancer and is open to the idea that civil unions are an exercise in mind control. In other words, he is the ideal Wonkette candidate for office. Read more on Rejoice, Wonkers! Demon-Obsessed Preacher Guy Gordon ‘Dr. Chaps’ Klingenschmitt Running For Colorado Legislature…
  (not) in the navy

Why Won’t The Navy Let This Former Chaplain Explain: Evil Spirits From Homos Make Animals Gay

Why did the Navy can this dude, er, Gordon J. Klingenschmitt, just for praying in Jesus’s name? (Oh right, because it didn’t.) But that has not stopped Gordon J. Klingenschmitt from having some opinions on the persecution of Christians by the government because Barack Nobama “blame[d] Jesus Christ” for his endorsement of homosexual marriage by invoking the Golden Rule, and also that animals are homosexual because evil spirits escaped from gays and possessed them, like when Jesus cast an evil spirit into some pigs. Hello, it is called science, why don’t you look it up! RawStory has the raw story on dude just laying down the cold homo FACTS. Marketing, recruiting, homosexual agendas (don’t forget the free toaster!), for starters, turn people who were born straight into icky queers. This is when you perform gay and lesbian exorcisms, obviously. Except that then the gay goes into the animals, and that is why 4000 species do gay stuff to each other. Read more on Why Won’t The Navy Let This Former Chaplain Explain: Evil Spirits From Homos Make Animals Gay…