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  Hey Wonkers, happy Sunday afternoon! We hope you are full of brunch and joy and whatever else you like to be full of, dicks...

Back in my day, you didn't just HAVE buttsex. You had to work for it, and each time you got it was a special...

Dear Gawker, So, you removed that post. You know, the one about a married man (whose name we will not be mentioning) trying to score...

Ginger-haired ass boil Chuck C. Johnson is in the news again, and thank god for some comic relief. Late last week, the chubby-cheeked leprechaun...

Just a couple days after the story broke of Bill O'Reilly's alleged abuse of his ex-wife, Maureen McPhilmy, court transcripts have surfaced that appear...

Bill O'Reilly would like you all to know he never ever assaulted his ex-wife, Maureen McPhilmy -- never happened, not true, no way. Forget that story Monday...

GUYS! You are not going to believe this, but it's just possible that Bill O'Reilly, in addition to being a scummy liar who lies...

Thanks to the NYPD's recent unofficial work stoppage, it's a great time to be a public urinator in New York. Loiterers are going shockingly...

Dead Breitbart's Little Sisters of Perpetual Fear ran this breathless headline the other day, indisputable proof that al Qaeda terrorists are sneaking through our...

If, like Yr Wonkette, you aren't from Florida, chances are pretty good that the name and title "Congressman Joe Garcia (D-Florida)" do not instantly...

Hey Gawker! Hey! Hey! Gawker! Over here! Gawker! Can you maybe do five more investigative pieces on whether or not (haha, jk jk)...

Fun story! If the allegations from, let’s see, carry the 1, FOURTEEN WOMEN are true, beloved entertainer Bill Cosby is a pig serial rapist....

Last week, we cried real tears upon learning that Quentin Tarantino was taking his Hateful Eight toys and going home because someone leaked the...

Hello bitchez! Do you know what today is? It is the tenth anniversary of your Wonkette. (Actually, tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of your...

This is a doodle by Bill Clinton. It has been liberated by hacker "Guccifer" from a computer file marked "wjcdrawings" at the Clinton Library,...

First up this morning! Gawker's fucking marvelous epistolary duel between Tom Scocca and some dick from some Canadian "news" "paper." Some Gawker commenters seem...

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