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This is Barack Obama’s new ad for North Carolina, and it’s about gas money. It’s titled “Nothing’s Changed.” He discusses the Big Oil companies, concluding with “I won’t let them block Change anymore.” What’s the deal here — are he and “Hope” breaking up or something? [YouTube]

Hey Mexico, WTF? Today is supposed to be the magical day of Expecto Petraeus! And tomorrow’s the big 9/11 celebration, okay? What is with you people having some kind of Star Wars-esque rebellion attacking the gas pipelines and crazy semi-trucks full of dynamite blowing up on the highways and killing 34 people? MORE »

Terror attacks continue around the United States and the whole world, mostly involving Natural Gas killing everybody. Here’s what the Main Stream Media won’t tell you! (Actually, they did tell you, but not in a single hysterical bullet-point list like the one that follows.) MORE »

* Cenk Uygur tries to help an admitted oil addict. [HuffPo]
* Place blame on faceless oil barons, THEN pre-pay, THEN pump. [Wizbang]
* Poisoned, oil-coated, asthmatic fish — just like Mom makes it. [Jesus' General]
* Natural gas wants a piece of the action. [moxie]
* Pretending to have a lot of casual sex is just as awesomely satisfying as actually having it. [InkWell]

AP reports “Barry Shows Gasification Machine, But Can’t Turn It On.” Didn’t James Brown write a song about that? Seriously, that’s the headline of the story and it just gets better. Appearing with Dick Gregory, his Crackiness and the comedian, “argued on Wednesday about his placement of the machine in the parking lot before police intervened.” Bitch set him up, clearly. Futher, “The gasification machine’s inventor, Simon Romana, says it can use garbage or sewage to create pollution-free electricity and drinking water. Romana says his machine burns hotter and cleaner than sewage gasification plants and large incinerators, but he won’t explain why.” Well, “gassification” sure sounds scientific… MORE »