You may have gathered from this photo that Hillary, like ol' Barry Obama last week, put on a big media show at a freaking gas station today to illustrate how much the high prices hurt her feelings, as an American motorist. The Associated Press — the most objective news source ever — covered this event, as they have every other event in world history, and put out the most bitter, sarcastic write-up imaginable. Check out the first few paragraphs after the jump, because they are a stitch.
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Barack Obama has been giving his Hopey speeches at gas stations recently, because they are very costly and he only visits the most expensive centers of commerce to buy things. So after buying his "premium gas" for his Lexus motorcar, he decided to take out his mahogany dais and speak to the Cretins purchasing regular "fossil fuels" with their wooden Discover credit scrip. He looks so dumb doing this, at the gas station, that we must take a full photo tour exposing his Rich dumbness.
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Hey Mexico, WTF? Today is supposed to be the magical day of Expecto Petraeus! And tomorrow’s the big 9/11 celebration, okay? What is with you people having some kind of Star Wars-esque rebellion attacking the gas pipelines and crazy semi-trucks full of dynamite blowing up on the highways and killing 34 people?
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Terror attacks continue around the United States and the whole world, mostly involving Natural Gas killing everybody. Here’s what the Main Stream Media won’t tell you! (Actually, they did tell you, but not in a single hysterical bullet-point list like the one that follows.)
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