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  the furry report

Early Furry & Sex Magazine Sightings in Tampa

Your Wonkette editor Rebecca is currently en route to Tampa, or dragged out to sea in the worst hurricane ever, who knows, but we’ve been getting crucial news reports from Tampa all weekend anyway. “I’ve seen two furries already and I haven’t event left the airport,” Former Wonkette and current Reason Paultard correspondent Garrett Quinn wrote on Saturday, sending along these photos. This is a some sort of Tampa bird, perhaps the devil ray. Read more on Early Furry & Sex Magazine Sightings in Tampa…
  where are they now?

A Children’s Treasury of Donald Trump Hollering At Former Wonkette Writers

What happens to our former scribes when they leave the fairest pastures of Your Wonkette for the “real world”? Some of them go to Time, some start cults in the desert, some come back to Wonkette for additional “funnin’ on the Internet.” Everyone else just gets yelled at by Donald Trump after writing funny insults about him. It turns out that instead of closing Big Deals all day, Trump mostly just reads people making fun of him on the Internet and has his assistants “fire back” by drafting a letter, or a tweet. Most recently, Salon’s Alex Pareene, who edited Wonkette in the 1950s or so, joined the rest of the Internet in making fun of Trump’s secret plans for the Republican National Convention yesterday, earning himself the hilarious tweeted response you see up top. Who else has transgressed our nation’s greatest vulgar fathead businessman in such a way as to merit a petty response? Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Donald Trump Hollering At Former Wonkette Writers…
  banned in boston

Cops Make Middle-of-the-Night Raid On Occupy Boston Camp

Wonkette’s Garrett Quinn has been covering the growing Occupy Boston protest for his Boston.com blog, and this is video he shot in the very early hours of today. What happened? Exactly what’s been happening to people who try to “sleep rough” in America since the Reagan era: Late night raids, freakouts, confusion, overtime for the cops, etc. And, perhaps, a turning point for the Boston occupation? Read more on Cops Make Middle-of-the-Night Raid On Occupy Boston Camp…
  michael steele in disguise?

Party of Lincoln, Party of Reagan, Party of Furries

America’s greatest new blog journalist, the Boston Globe‘s Garrett Quinn, sends this Perfect Photograph from this weekend’s Massachusetts GOP convention. How do we know that’s not Scott Brown in the middle, hiding from Sarah Palin? First, he is not naked. Second, Scott Brown’s fur is on his own skin. Read more on Party of Lincoln, Party of Reagan, Party of Furries…
  america loves tea

Tea Party Video: People Gettin’ Busy Being Dumb

GAH! All of you fucking people shut up and go home right now. Just when the old slob yelling “I LUV SARAH!” seems like the most annoying creature on Earth, some kind of tattooed young lady libtard decides the best way to make her squeaky-ass whining worse is to amplify it through some sort of CB radio speaker. Thanks, we guess, to Garrett Quinn, who is very brave. Read more on Tea Party Video: People Gettin’ Busy Being Dumb…
  oh man what is wrong with these people?

A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery

HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he’s just proud of wriggling around in Mitt’s magic underwear, but it’s safe to say that his Tea Party Shirt has the best spelling and grammar and font of any Teabagger shirt, sign or words scrawled on Sarah Palin’s palm. Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery…
  teabagger-ism

Boston Teabaggers: We Have Fascism Now, Right?

It’s the Boston Tea Party day in Boston, and everybody is breaking out with their finest signs and slogans. Our Boston Globe (?!) friend Garrett Quinn is out there taking pictures, including this one. How did we, as a nation led by a common African, go so quickly from Socialism ‘n Communism to, uh, Fascism? We blame the Internet, probably. [Garrett Quinn/Boston Globe] Read more on Boston Teabaggers: We Have Fascism Now, Right?…
  scott brown sheds a tear

WONKETTE PAULTARD PAL GARRETT QUINN GETS BOSTON GLOBE GIG: What happens when people write for your Wonkette? They get hired to write for other things! Joining recent “used to write for Wonkette but just got better gigs” people Juli Weiner and Dave Weigel is our young friend Garrett Quinn, who is now an official blogger for that lefty paper up in Taxachusetts. [Boston Globe] Read more on …
  liberty's anus

Dildo Wearing Plaid Blazer Supports Dick Cheney For President In 2012

Official Wonkette CPAC spy Garrett Quinn took this cell-phone picture of a very handsome and distinguished plaid blazer, probably bought in 1979 at the Sears men’s sale. Oh, and what’s on this lovely sportscoat? A political firebomb, that’s what! Dick Cheney –the chuckling horror sack who designed and directed the moral, financial and military bankruptcy of the United States — should be drafted as a GOP candidate for president in 2012! Super great idea, but Cheney has never had any trouble evading the draft. (You know, because he’s a fat fucking coward, remember?) Read more on Dildo Wearing Plaid Blazer Supports Dick Cheney For President In 2012…
  a life measured in furries

A Children’s Treasury Of Furries At CPAC, Part One

Wonkette’s annual CPAC attendee friend Garrett Quinn, who is insane for still going to these things but great for sending us the laffs, has delivered the first batch of terrifying furry photos from Day One. They depict an astroturfing eagle and a monstrous grey squid-elephant walrus fetus that isn’t Dick Armey. (Maybe.) Six demerits to each from Mittens, we guess? UPDATE: My god, is it actually Cthulhu?? Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Furries At CPAC, Part One…
  this bear's gettin' laid tonight!

Teabagging Rallies Predictably Swarmed by Furries

Look at this magical furry version of Ron Paul at the Boston teabagging parade! Listen to this incredible live radio Tea Party while you browse the Internets! Wow wow wow! Photo by Garrett M. Quinn. Read more on Teabagging Rallies Predictably Swarmed by Furries…
  the most important day in american history

Obama Naked In Boston!

Holy wow, what is this insane microtarded homunculus parading through the streets of Boston with an inflatable Elmo? Why it’s our president, of course, in tighty whities, protesting the very taxes he will raise, someday, on our nation’s elites! This is the most frightening photograph Wonkette Beantown Operative Garrett Quinn has ever sent us. Read more on Obama Naked In Boston!…
  wonkette on the beat

Live From CPAC: Not Even Conservatives Want To See Joe the Plumber

We met our Boston buddy Garrett Quinn at the Republican convention in St. Paul last summer — he was a Ron Paul delegate, for reals! But politics could not get in the way of our mutual love of Guinness and Jameson, which is why young master Quinn is covering CPAC for your Wonkette! We’ve just thrown together this first post from a bunch of amusing emails he’s sending from the proceedings, as we try to figure out how to get pictures from his fucked-up Blackberry to Newell’s fucked-up Blackberry. The Future! Read more on Live From CPAC: Not Even Conservatives Want To See Joe the Plumber…