Tag: garrett quinn

Early Furry & Sex Magazine Sightings in Tampa

Your Wonkette editor Rebecca is currently en route to Tampa, or dragged out to sea in the worst hurricane ever, who knows, but we've been getting crucial news reports from Tampa all weekend anyway. "I've seen two furries already...

A Children’s Treasury of Donald Trump Hollering At Former Wonkette Writers

What happens to our former scribes when they leave the fairest pastures of Your Wonkette for the "real world"? Some of them go to Time, some start cults in the desert, some come back to Wonkette for additional "funnin'...

Cops Make Middle-of-the-Night Raid On Occupy Boston Camp

Wonkette's Garrett Quinn has been covering the growing Occupy Boston protest for his Boston.com blog, and this is video he shot in the very early hours of today. What happened? Exactly what's been happening to people who try to...

Party of Lincoln, Party of Reagan, Party of Furries

America's greatest new blog journalist, the Boston Globe's Garrett Quinn, sends this Perfect Photograph from this weekend's Massachusetts GOP convention. How do we know that's not Scott Brown in the middle, hiding from Sarah Palin? First, he is not...

Tea Party Video: People Gettin’ Busy Being Dumb

GAH! All of you fucking people shut up and go home right now. Just when the old slob yelling "I LUV SARAH!" seems like the most annoying creature on Earth, some kind of tattooed young lady libtard decides the...

A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery

HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he's just proud of wriggling around in Mitt's magic underwear, but it's safe to say that his Tea Party Shirt has the best spelling and grammar and...

Boston Teabaggers: We Have Fascism Now, Right?

It's the Boston Tea Party day in Boston, and everybody is breaking out with their finest signs and slogans. Our Boston Globe (?!) friend Garrett Quinn is out there taking pictures, including this one. How did we, as a...

WONKETTE PAULTARD PAL GARRETT QUINN GETS BOSTON GLOBE GIG: What happens when people write for your Wonkette? They get hired to write for other things! Joining recent "used to write for Wonkette but just got better gigs" people Juli...

Final Sexy CPAC Pictures!

Good to see the Russian chapter of NAMBLA made it out for the big GOP conference. Ronald Reagan personally designed all of these wingnut bumper stickers on his Apple II, in Heaven. Celebrating homosexual culture *and* the nuking of whatever...

Dildo Wearing Plaid Blazer Supports Dick Cheney For President In 2012

Official Wonkette CPAC spy Garrett Quinn took this cell-phone picture of a very handsome and distinguished plaid blazer, probably bought in 1979 at the Sears men's sale. Oh, and what's on this lovely sportscoat? A political firebomb, that's what!...

A Children’s Treasury Of Furries At CPAC, Part One

Wonkette's annual CPAC attendee friend Garrett Quinn, who is insane for still going to these things but great for sending us the laffs, has delivered the first batch of terrifying furry photos from Day One. They depict an astroturfing...

Teabagging Rallies Predictably Swarmed by Furries

Look at this magical furry version of Ron Paul at the Boston teabagging parade! Listen to this incredible live radio Tea Party while you browse the Internets! Wow wow wow! Photo by Garrett M. Quinn.

Obama Naked In Boston!

Holy wow, what is this insane microtarded homunculus parading through the streets of Boston with an inflatable Elmo? Why it's our president, of course, in tighty whities, protesting the very taxes he will raise, someday, on our nation's elites!...

Live From CPAC: Not Even Conservatives Want To See Joe the Plumber

We met our Boston buddy Garrett Quinn at the Republican convention in St. Paul last summer -- he was a Ron Paul delegate, for reals! But politics could not get in the way of our mutual love of Guinness...