gardening
Michelle Obama Releases Fancy Book About Gardening
As promised, our First Lady Michelle Obama has published her first book. It is a book about gardening, and if “The Help” is any indication, it is sure to be a bestseller, because isn’t it probably the same thing, except with Mexicans? Apparently, no! “Michelle’s Secret Garden,” as we like to call it, or “American [...]
Michelle Obama Slowly Losing Her Mind, Wants To Pick Flowers
First, Michelle Obama lost her marbles and thought it would be a good idea to invite someone named “Common” to the White House. (In case you didn’t hear, this Common person once murdered a bunch of police officers, because he is black.) But now those shenanigans are over, and our FLOTUS just keeps doing and [...]
Like All 1950s White First Ladies, Michelle Only Writes Lady Things
FLOTUS fans, rejoice! Michelle Obama is writing a book. It is coming out sometime in spring 2012, which might be helpful if Mister FLOTUS is going to try to keep his job, because how many wars will we be fighting at that point? Anyway, Michelle Obama’s book is going to be all about the White [...]
Steve King Waterboards Helpless Mole Creatures
Looks like Steve King ate two servings of high-fructose Crazy for breakfast and then began to indiscriminately kill all the poor animals he could find, with his garden hose and “gig.” And in the spirit of ending things with Latin non sequitur-gibberish, rigor mortis = et cetera. [The Hill]
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