games
A Children’s Treasury Of Shoe-Throwing Games
Before the dawn of the Internet, people used to waste time the old-fashioned way: by playing solitaire on their shitty Windows 3.1 machines. Then Doom and Quake and The Sims and Spore came along, and time-wasting evolved into a very sophisticated and complicated activity that required thousands of dollars of expensive electronics to perform correctly. [...]
Throw Shoes At Animated George W. Bush!
You people are very on top of things, aren’t you? You say, “Ha ha it would be funny to have a game like the EcoDriving USA game, only with throwing shoes at George W. Bush,” and voila, here it is! You win if you get to 10 points before you have a seizure. [blogslut]
POWER LINE THINKS IT CAN MESS WITH US: The loser mcloseralots at Power Line have urged their readers to play the car game constantly: “Here’s the thing: so far, Power Line readers are doing very poorly compared to some other sites. Wonkette, actually, is in the lead, and they’re crowing about it, although they also [...]
NONE OF YOU PEOPLE DO ACTUAL WORK, DO YOU? Click the little picture here and you will see something remarkable: More than 500 of you nuts are playing this little EcoDriving game widget deal, and you’ve accumulated nearly 15 million points. The closest competition doesn’t even have a half-million points, while losers who read Talking [...]
Make Your Own ‘Joe The Plumber’ Sign, Watch It Get Rejected
The McCain website has this fantastic new feature in which you design your own “Joe the Plumber” anger bear sign, about taxes. As the example above demonstrates, however, there is high potential for CHILDISH ABUSE with this thing, and so far we’ve submitted nine different signs that the website *promised* to e-mail to us, and [...]
Historic White House Easter Egg Roll Happening Right Now!!!
Make Obama ‘Shoot’ Hillary With ‘Paint Balls’
Eric Cantor’s Choose Your Own Shitty Flash Adventure
BONG HiTS 4 JESUS: The Game
A Graceful Goodbye To America’s Loser
Today On Fun With Federal Government Websites: “Colliding Balls”
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